Me

Me they shall feel while I am able to stand, and ’tis known I am a pretty piece of flesh.

Sampson, Romeo and Juliet

me: only deep and meaningful lyrics get to me

rammstein: you’ve got a pussy, i have a dick-ah, so what’s the problem, let’s do it quick

me:

I can’t wait till I have grandchildren. “When I was younger, I had to walk to the rim of a crater. Uphill! In an EVA suit! on Mars, ya little shit! You hear me? Mars!

Mark Watney (via themartianquotes)

In his defense, he didn’t know if it was the real life or just fantasy...

"Watch the birdie!"

Gus Grissom and fellow astronauts in a candid moment. This photo does not seem to have made it past NASA PR screens.

The galaxy’s not saving itself, trooper!

Just got done making this.