I Won Spotify Wrapped

Hands

These are the space cookies, if anyone was curious

I have 3 separate college assignments to finish, a batch of space cookies to make, and a bag to pack; all before midnight. And instead I’m doing this

ALEX HIRSCH POSTED BILL CIPHER VALENTINES. JOE PITT DREW THEM. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL. THEY DID THIS FOR ME

“I’m broken, wanna fix me?” HE KNOWS WHAT HE’S FUCKING DOING.

“You had people who called you on unmarked numbers in my peripheral vision”

“You were so magnetic it was almost obnoxious”

“I didn’t come here to make friends, we were born to be suburban legends

When you hold me, it holds me together, and you kiss me in a way that’s gonna screw me up forever

I had the fantasy that maybe our mismatched star signs would surprise the whole school, when I ended up back at a class reunion, walking in with you

You’d be more than a chapter in my old diaries with the pages ripped out

I am standing in a 1950s gymnasium and I can still see you now”

“When you told me we’d get back together”

“Tick tock on the clock, I pace down your block”

“You don’t knock anymore and my whole life’s ruined”

I AM GOING ABSOLUTELY INSANE. DO YOU SEE THE VISION

I am currently LOSING MY MIND about Suburban Legends because this is genuinely one of the most Billford songs I’ve ever heard

Hey everyone! Got an update to my Ford themed Etsy shop today! These mindscape Bill Cipher charms are liquid filled, meaning you can shake the little guy to your heart's content. There's a video on the Etsy listing showing this in action.

Any sales from this shop will come with a few extra details making deliveries feel like they're from Gravity Falls! Please consider checking it out here: The Author's Lab - Etsy

(Also, this is a brand new Etsy shop but I do have a lot of experience on my main Etsy shop Raverdust Studio.)

BARNES & NOBLE HAS NEW PROMO IMAGES FOR THE BOOK OF BILL!!!!!!!!! GO AHEAD AND READ ME BILL

I can’t fucking believe this. “I have a very important relationship in my life with Bill” “Is Ford gonna find anyone else in the multiverse that strokes his ego as well as me?” “Our will-they-or-won’t-they-take-over-the-universe relationship” Bill and Ford I know what you are

One of these days, I really need to start writing detailed analyses about every Taylor Swift song that reminds me of Gravity Falls characters. I have so many thoughts about them

Dear Reader is about the entire Pines family, especially Stan and Ford, their experiences, and the lessons they learned in Gravity Falls. I imagine them writing it all down in Journal 3.

Midnight Rain is about Bill and Ford if Bill felt and admitted regret for his actions

TAYLOR WHY IS THIS FUCKING ALBUM SO STANFORD PINES CODED I AM GOING INSANE AND I’M ONLY ON THE FIFTH SONG

I celebrated the New Year by summoning a dream demon and I’m very happy about it