Thebog-witch - Monday

I wwant keermit the forg to sUCK ME DRY

the council is NOT prepared for this much ham

the ham is coming

Hey uh, what... Does this mean 😭 I'll admit, I've received my fair share of foreboding messages, but nothing quite like this. I don't eat pork either, but honestly there is no implication of eating here... How chilling.

no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

yes, percy rose through the ranks of new rome disturbingly fast. no, jason did not do the same at camp half blood. yes, percy's rise to leadership at both camps took about two weeks and was completely unplanned. no, the same cannot be said for jason. his rise was carefully planned and took over a decade. they're both children of the big three, but where percy thrums with raw power, jason is a sword honed by zeus and hera. where percy is a survivor, jason is a weapon. where percy is a cycle breaker, jason can't get out. jason's fatal flaw was temptation to deliberate because he never managed to make his own choices. he was every classic definition of a hero rolled into one, and he never questioned it because his happiness came after the responsibility. jason was never going to ascend as fast as percy because jason was raised on hard work and discipline while percy, an abuse survivor and child of poverty, knew when to fight dirty. where jason was a transplant, percy was an invasive species. jason was always going to die because he was never more than a tool for the gods to throw away when he outlived his usefulness, or when he started to question his place. if someone as locked down as jason can question the system, anyone can. now that luke has put thoughts of overthrow in everyone's heads, zeus has to be very careful because while jason was expendable as his weapon, percy was unexpected in every way. zeus has no plan for him. when percy dies, he will become a martyr, so he can't die, except now everyone knows that percy doesn't want to be a god either. jason had to die, and now percy has to live.

WHEHEHEHEHEHHE I LOVE THIS SO BAD AAAAAAAAA(insane homosexual) SAVING THIS 5EVER AA

ohh you wanna see ocs? here’s one i’m sure you know NOTHING about, he’s got this whole tragic backstory where his parents tried to kill him out of shame (sad! many such cases) and he was a ragabond on the streets after being experimented on by an evil organization, only to find a family and make a life for himself as a barista……..

CASSIAN MONDAY

as i’m sure you know nothing about this guy, i’ll provide more information at your request.

Oh we aaaall know this diva 😋🫶🏽🫶🏽 This is my #1 man, my FAVORITE wolf! I know all about him and his fuck ass parents, his trauma with Leyline Institute, his darling family of: 1 freak ass techy spider, 1 whole seer with twisted visions, and- OOP what the??

And 1 insane homosexual.

short comic about my feelings on recurring psychosis

found out apparently if you want to consume content of your own original characters and stories you usually have to make that content? fucked up if true