Oh Yeah Hey Here's A Little Oneshot (that I Wanted To Be More >:( ) For Until I Get Done With That Rodydeku

i failed my math final because i:

1. didn't understand half the material in the class and none of the material on the test (i have asked for help in the past but the teacher didn't offer anything that ended up working)

2. lost track of time and started panicking about how much time i had left

3. none of the words or equations were processing correctly and i kept mixing up formulas and problems

the rage i'll feel if marvel decides to retcon the uncle ben thing will be immeasurable

The only thing he’s serving is cunt.

He may act tough but his ass is goofy. I just know it.

me: aw yeah look at me i learned how to use chopsticks in under three minutes im so smart :)

me four minutes earlier: ooooo look, two day old sushi leftovers!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this is me before the new spider verse movie!! i'm so excited!!!! :D

best part about being a 4 most of the time is that i know how to clean up into a 9 and then everyone is surprised and i get enough compliments to fuel me for a year

shout out to that person on ao3 that wrote a bkdk fic of bakugou making bread that included possibly the easiest and best focaccia recipe i've ever made, you're so hot please marry me and give me the rest of your recipes

I love all spideymans equally but the Peter Parker that’s also a pseudo adopted Stark kid is so near and dear to my heart that I’m going to make it everyone’s problem

omg i forgot to post this here