calcium is the only thing that stops my skeleton from committing tax fraud
Drink milk and get plenty of calcium!!! It's the only way your skeleton will remain obedient
mtmte dump
i was drawing something serious for this beautiful movie and then i immediately was struck with inspiration for something stupid.
me trying not to let the shit break me
HELLO?? YOU CANNOT DENY IT NOW ANTI NOAMAE !!
on sublevel 50...
change my mind
rottmnt as textposts!
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the slaughter of the suitors” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw that beggar hiding our weapons
My buddy Antinous pacing: Penelope is lying to us
Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you