I Want To Shut Up Forever But I’m Always Thinking Of More Dumb Shit To Say

@i8orart and I went to Toy Fair today and saw something we probably weren’t supposed to see

release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling

“how could you be so stupid?”

well, you know what, it’s really not that hard

Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

me vs the weird dream i just had on the plane

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