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ITS TIME!!!!

Danny didn´t know he could do that.

@tourettesdog your child is biting people again.

Jack is a Cat Dad. Try and change my mind.

Sequell to this post

We've all seen baby man Danny doing crazy stuff like take over the world and become president, mayor, defeat cults, or become a pet.

So imagine the typical baby man Danny being adopted by the Batfam

But one of the bat kids having the bright idea of giving him dog buttons

Made a real quick animation

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EDIT: There's no audio. Your device isn't trying to mess with you. You're supposed to decide what he's spamming.

Sorry if you went a little mad wondering what's wrong

There's just no audio to begin with

Dash, now a Junior, has had a Realization. Fenton does not weigh nearly enough.

He was doing his usual thing, picking on the dweeb but toned down because he's Maturing With Age, when he decided to pick Fenton up. Just to make fun of him for being short, that was all.

But Fenton weighs practically nothing.

Fenton wriggled out of his grip and scurried away with his friends, but Dash couldn't stop thinking about how...concerning. That was.

Dash starts looking up nutrition.

Starts paying attention in Health Class.

Starts watching cooking channels to learn how to cook.

Starts making more food than he can eat, balanced nutritionally for Fenton, and sitting menacingly in front of the dweeb until said dweeb ate the whole thing.

Starts stalking up behind Fenton and shoving snacks into his backpack, with whispered threats against his wellbeing if he didn't eat them.

Dash, over the course of his Junior year, becomes the school's most terrifying fitness coach the student body have ever seen.

And he charges everyone for his services; except Fenton.

He's decided forcing Fenton to be healthy is his new, socially acceptable way of bullying him.

I had to draw them!!

SUPER DANNY + FUN DANNY >:D

First post here... making this was so fun! I LOVE THEM SM!!

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hc that danny just sees wanda and cosmo's true forms

Howdy DP fandom.

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

Danny has a Cooking channel

Danny is in Gotham for College or whatever and out of boredom starts a cooking channel on YouTube.

So, picture this Danny is cooking like he’s trying to kill somebody. And never refers to ingredients as their name. And constantly cracks jokes about the recipe he’s cooking from.

This is all well and good until ghosts start asking him to make family recipes passed down from generations, now Danny doesn’t know that there family recipes because the ghost thinks it’s the HIGHEST HONOR for their King to want to cook something from when they were alive.

Cue one day on his channel he makes a pie but not just any pie but a pie MARTHA WAYNE herself created.

Alfred is curious about how this young man knows this recipe, meanwhile Bruce is losing his mind because Danny looks like a male version of his mother.

Ps. Look up Dylan Hollis on YouTube to get what I’m talking about

~Danny cooking something~

“Now add a CUP of Lard”

-Danny sarcastically- YOU DEAD WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO STOP. THIS IS WHY THE GREAT DEPRESSION HAPPENED.

-Also Danny-

“And now we add some CINNAM and blind bake til brown”

“Im sending you to summer school” -Puts pie in oven-

고양이라이팅이다

i thought of an au where bill cipher gets reformed in a similar way to discord mlp, where he still stays mischevious, but isnt purely evil!!

be ready for more from this silly au:]] i call it Reformed Bill!

Inspired by this video and I can't stop laughing for minutes straight. Which rarely happens despite my horrible sense of humor!!

Jimmy: What’s plural for moose?

Aviva: It's—

Martin: Meese

Jimmy:

Aviva:

Chris: It’s meese

Got me cackling thought I would share..

Chris: Their the ones beating thier wings so fast

Martin: but those puffins “BSHBSHBSHBSH”

Martin stimming will never not make me smile

bored and havent posted in a while, have this as a treat

they really made a 10-hour video of wolverine's popcorn bucket thirst trap? idk if i should be concerned or grateful

the (can also be used for popcorn) took me out ngl, wade's so silly for that pls never change

*Wade playing with baby knife, flipping it in his hand*

Logan: can you stop that bub.

Wade: you know I can't get hurt by it, right?

Logan: yes, I'm aware but it's stupid

*wade ignores him and flips the knife, he doesn't catch it and it cuts down his palm*

Wade: oops

*Logan gets up and grabs the unused first aid kit even as the cut is healed*

Wade: what are you doing, honeybadger?

*Logan grabs one of the dinosaur printed band aids (who bought these) and walks back over to wade, putting the band aid over where the cut was*

Logan: consider it a mark of shame for being fucking stupid

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

From the Wikipedia page on loons

Gauche: You can’t be cuter than Marie. If you are I will take a golf club to your shins.

Magna: Are you the fucking witch from Snow White?

Gauche: Nah, just a bitch with a sister complex.

Luck: But your sister is cuter than me. Does that mean I get to hit you with a golf club?

Gauche: The golf club is mine but you could find a brick or something.

Luck: OK, I'll be back.

Asta’s the best wife.🗣️👏👏

(This was a TikTok audio, I cant upload the vid here but of ya wanna see it, it’s on my other accs Twitter,Insta & TikTok (ofc)

I missed my brotp (platonic LuciHusk) so have this +radioapple

source U HAVE TO WATCH THIS ONE

Bro calm down it's your shadow💀

"I'm about to sin again"

All this started because of a meme.. I gotta thank these two talented folks for dubbing this! Go give them a follow please!! Thank you both again!!

@Tarquin_IrusaVA

@innawhiledubs

The meme: