this'll be my last post for the night. it looks bleak right now and it feels like the world might end and i do not blame you for feeling that way. i kind of feel like that too to be honest, but numbers are just numbers and land is just land. the results maps you're looking ar are not 100% accurate.
please please please just walk away from this. you'll wake up tomorrow and we'll all probably be crying, for good or bad reasons. i am begging you all to get away from the screen and sleep if you can because if you're starting to spiral then this is not good for you.
i sound like a broken record and i apologize but i repeat it because it's true: no matter how bleak it seems, no matter how badly this may or may not turn out, we can push through this. get some rest. wake up and keep living no matter what. i believe in you.
wake up and keep living. no. matter. what.
goodnight and good luck. sending my warmth out to all of you. <333
(psst have some more cat pics!!! you all really liked the other ones so here's some loafs to ease your mind. i'll see you all tomorrow.)
making an edit to this post because YEAH IT LOOKS LIKE TRUMP WON. BUT IT IS IMPORTANT TO HAVE HOPE EITHER WAY. i'm not joking when i say we need to keep going. but please stop spreading so much fear. this is so so important.
we all woke up to a tragedy. but we still woke up, and we're going to keep waking up until the day that carrot boy dies. because 80% of you can and will outlive that bastard if you try.
do i have to repeat myself? wake up and keep living. no matter what. that's what i'll stand by until the day i die. please take a break and take care of yourselves. much love.
here's more of my cat, too. just because.
Someone else can deal with that.
Captain Cold: (holding a meeting with Heat Wave, Pied Piper, Mirror Master, and Trickster) Alright, men, before we begin, I want you to know that you can back out. What I'm about to tell you all is top secret, highly dangerous, and may or may not leave you with genital scarring.
Mirror Master: Oh, my god. Are we getting an HBO Max animated series?!
Captain Cold: ... okay, not that dangerous. Lex Luthor has kidnapped my sister and wants us to steal some kryptonite from STAR Labs in exchange for her safety.
Mirror Master: So we're running a heist for Luthor?
Captain Cold: Yes, exactly!
Trickster: And we'll risk our lives?
Captain Cold: Also, yes.
Heat Wave: What the hell's in it for us?
Captain Cold: Uh, okay, no cap... pizza.
Trickster: God dammit! You expect me to risk my life for pizza?!
Captain Cold: With pepperoni!
Trickster: ... you son of a bitch. I'm in.
Captain Cold: Mick, how 'bout you?
Heat Wave: Stuffed crust?
Captain Cold: You bet.
Heat Wave: Then let's do this.
Pied Piper: Ooh! Can I get mozzarella sticks?
Captain Cold: Yes, Hartley, you can get mozzarella sticks.
Mirror Master: Are you fucking kidding me?! You sold out for pizza?!
Captain Cold: I'll throw in garlic knots, too.
Mirror Master: When do we start?
Bucky: I've been order to take you in.
Clint: usually im all up for being tied up by a handsome mysterious man, but the hydra part...kinda of a buzz kill.
Bucky: they warned me that you are very good at escaping
Clint: yeah that tracks
Tim, getting ready for patrol: I bet you can’t go through the entire patrol walking on your hands
Dick: probably not… I can try though
Bruce, sighing: Tim, why would you do that? You know Dick can’t back down from a challenge
Tim, shrugging: things were getting boring around here. I had to spice things up somehow
—
Throughout patrol
Riddler: Riddle me this- wtf are you doing?
Nightwing: 🤸♀️
Bruce, high on pain meds: i need to- you all have to listen. you deserve to know. You’re all old enough now.
Dick: this is gonna be good
Tim, grinning: what do we need to know?
Bruce: one of you is adopted,
The kids:
Bruce, tearing up: and im SO sorry, but i just- i can’t remember who-!
Jason, gleefully: I’LL REMIND YOU- *mouth covered by Dick*
Bruce: *sobs and then passes out*
The kids:
Jason, shoving Dick off him: GET- off me! wake him up we have to tell him it’s Damian
Damian: ME!?
Jason, looking for somebody else to fuck with now Bruce is down: you look the least like him- I mean come on, those twig arms,
Jason, pointing at a passed out Bruce: you are NOT the father.
Steph: *chokes on a wheeze*
Damian, incredulous: are you- DUKES BLACK
Duke: what and you’re white? don’t fucking start this shit kid
Damian, drawing his katana: i will not have my inheritence questioned like this-
Duke, warningly: *starts glowing*
Jason: *starts filming*
Dick: oh god… Bruce is gonna wake up to Damian in the hospital. what are we gonna tell him?
Tim, eating popcorn: i dunno about you but i’m gonna tell him he got high and started a race war to see how much he panics.
in the background, Duke: *shoots Damian into the side of the wall*
Damian: *leaps back with a war cry*
Jason, looking at his phone: oh you think telling him is gonna make him panic? i’m saying it on twitter and letting him find out through WE getting boycotted
Dick:
Dick: arguably worse than trying to make him kill the joker but ok
Tim: now hold up man i work there too-
From the Wikipedia page on loons
be ready for more from this silly au:]] i call it Reformed Bill!
This image (not mine) basically sums up the whole show.
hiccup and snotlout brothers energy
i went a bit all out for this one but i love the prompt sm THEY ARE SO SIBLING CODED
shout out to @jacks-ace for the inspiration for this
(sorry y’all im super tired today ill be continuing the asks tomorrow 😭❤️)
Snotlout: You know what I think?
Viggo: Yes.
Snotlout: ...?
Viggo: I know what you think.
Snotlout:
Viggo: I know every single one of your phobias and insecurities. I know every horrible deed you've committed. I know all of your secrets. I know what keeps you up at night. I can read your mind and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Snotlout:
Viggo: Stop thinking about naked men, you're distracting me.
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