You Know What…

I just wanna

Grab a handful

It looks so squishy and soft

I find it fascinating, and perhaps a bit frightening, that so many people are attracted to someone who manipulates as openly as you do. I will admit, it’s effective: I have to remind myself every so often that the sort of experience you propose would be fun for it’s novelty, but I’d soon feel stifled by the power imbalance.

Is the psychology of your subjects something you’re supposed to be researching? Or is it accidental to whatever other experiments you are running? Either way, are you publishing the research somewhere? I’d be interested in what you’re learning, and how exactly you made your control group, if you have one.

Out of curiosity, do you have any theories on what it is about being an Imperial that makes you so much more attractive to people? The Rogue Clone Tech doesn’t seem to have half as many thirsty people following him around, but nearly every one of your asks involves something. I suppose it could be that the non-imperial Tech has just as many and doesn’t respond to them all. I don’t know what his ask-box looks like. But you also flirt back far more often, which I suspects helps to fuel it. Any thoughts?

Do you not think any iteration of my exceptional self would attract as many loyal followers? @exceptionally-minded is just as capable of drawing attention, though he chooses to do so by playing do-gooder while frolicking around the galaxy Riot Racing and interfering with Imperial operations.

I am of a different mindset. This mindset also requires the use of a disclaimer on the HoloNet so as to insure nosey younglings below eighteen years of age are not tempted to embrace the dark side before it is permissible. You will find that @imperial-sniper, @imperial-strategist, @imperial-demolition-expert, and @imperial-tracker do the same.

Our differences are what makes us both unique. Perhaps my abundant magnetism and my affinity for what some may consider atrocious or perverse has something to do with it. Human beings are known to have a tendency to be fascinated with that which both frightens and excites them.

But do take a moment to reflect. What seems like flirting to you may very well be the fine art of coercion in practice. Affecting someone's mind without them being aware of it - and filling said person with the supposition that their thoughts and feelings are indeed their own - is a tactic that is easily employed in part because they so desire to be subverted willingly.

Food for thought: It is not I you should be questioning, but those who wish to grovel at my feet.

A Father’s Tears…

Relatively new, yes. I think I’ve only been here for three-ish months? Something like that

I’ve been wondering: what’s your favorite way to tease each of your brothers? I know you really lay it on thick with the height thing for Hunter, but is that your favorite annoyance tactic? Or do you have another way that makes him react better? And what about Tech? How do you get him going? Challenging Wrecker with games and then rubbing your win in his face works for Wrecker because he’s competitive, but you don’t really have a leg up on Tech like that. In fact, I don’t think I’ve seen you use a clever tactic against Tech before…

You must be a new follower.

Wrecker has cuteness aggression. Sometimes he just gotta snatch her up and give her a BIG SQEEZE!!!

Background hell @~@

BATCHED: a Clones Zine [ICheck]

Welcome to BATCHED! 

This is a 𝐍𝐎𝐍-𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐓 / 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘 Zine centered on all the clone battalions of Star Wars. 

This zine is a Gen, SFW project. A happy AU (Everybody lives/Nobody dies) where our favorite bois are living happily. 

We welcome themes such as brotherhood, adventures, fun shenanigans, found family, Modern AUs…

Interested? Fill our ICHECK and let us know what would you like to see come out of this project.

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Big brother don’t even need two hands :)

What kind of flowers would you like, love? Perhaps red and pink carnations for the ache of your devoted, but now trampled heart?

Anybody else remember that scene where Hunter teared up as Hemlock took Omega in season 2?

Could encircle this silly little dorito waist