if ghosts are real and can be proven I hope beyond HOPE that it’s shane and ryan who prove it because 1. ryan deserves that (complimentary) and 2. shane deserves THAT (derogatory)
something about ryan bergara constantly popping up on my phone screen asking for ghost files evidence makes me chuckle a little bit. he's just a little guy going door to door asking for donations but the way he does it is strangely endearing and actually makes me wish he comes back to ask for my money again even though i don't have anything to donate.
Kayla, showing a new Apollo camper around the cabin while Will is on duty in the infirmary:
...so this is your bed over here-
*pats bed*
-make yourself at home, and this-
*pats Nico's head, who is dozing on a beanbag*
-this is our pet Spawn of Satan, but don't worry! Will has had him de-clawed-
Nico, without moving: I'll kill you Kayla, I swear to god.
Kayla: -but he's still working on socialising him.
Nico: They'll never find the body Kayla, I'm dead serious. I know places.
Camper: ....man you guys are weird
In my headcanon, jason’s coin has to land heads to get the sword and tails to get the spear and just like a normal coin he has no control over which way it lands.
he's 5' 9 ½" guys ok
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there were two wolves fighting inside percy jackson this episode
the city kid: nah just cut the line, i’m in a rush and only suckers wait
the polite young man his mother raised: apologize and say excuse me to every person you shove past
wanted to give an official watcher tumblr statement after the increasing number of rumours about ryan’s and shane’s friendship divorce.
yes, ryan and shane are no longer friends. they are, however, contractually obligated to stay in close proximity together since they refuse to agree on any form of divorce settlement. the two also share multiple ghost children that they have adopted on their past ghost hunts, the ghost children’s custody hasn’t been decided. updates incoming.
just a reminder that if pjo gets all five books adapted we might get…
percy having a picture of annabeth in his binder
grover in a wedding dress
annabeth being a lil stalker
TYSON
thalia’s return
clarisse and her undead ship
blackjack
thalia, grover, percy, and annie going to retrieve nico and bianca
“If Annabeth’s mother is Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why did didn’t Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff” -Nico
Artemis and Zoe
the dam joke
“I can see the stars, m’lady”
percy and annie holding up the sky
RACHEL and her hair brush
paul blofis
annabeth’s first quest (her own)
the kiss before percy went to calypso’s island
silena and beckendorf :(
“don’t i get a kiss? it’s kind of a tradition” -percy (teehee)
all of manhattan taking a nap
sally and paul FIGHTING
nico and hades’s undead army
percy and his achilles’s spot/annabeth intercepting the blade
percabeth (my kids fr)
UNDERWATER KISS
“for once i didn’t look back”
Percy going "Grandpa (derogatory)" about Kronos
That was beautiful
books hades: mean, scary, the first god percy thought was truly “godly”
show hades: history teacher with a wife and two kids
Listen… I always liked the new professor puppet, but there was something “youre not my dad” about him last season. I dont know what changed (maybe I reached the acceptance stage of grief), but now season 7 he’s actually the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
Look at this fuckin guy sitting there