Todays Straight Character Of The Day Is: Nobody

faraday cages are so funny to me. what are we gonna do about all this dangerous radiation? let's put it in a little dog crate. and it works

i am emotionally ravaged right now from a “learn to dance” series holy shit

every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

do you ever just... forget that you exist in a physical form

i'm gonna be honest kitten daddy's consular bid isn't going well and if he doesn't draw a good province in the sortes next year we might have to cut back on roasted dormice

oh so it’s okay for you to kiss your friends?? but when i, judas iscariot,

i love alice oseman books i wish british people were real

platonic dialogues are just like.

socrates: massive chunk of text

the other guy: everything you say is beautiful and true.

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude