Thealmightyrat - The Mouldy Box

The Aeneid is so annoying to read because it's going along going along it's a masterpiece it's a work of art "AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR AUGUSTUS"

do you ever just... forget that you exist in a physical form

Thought I'd make a post introducing who I am >-< !!!

Name: Brutus!!

Pronouns: he/him (and in the process of making caesar's was/were)

likes: Democracy, my besties at the senate, the 15th of march, my uncle quintus

dislikes: caesar.

Taken 💞 (ily Cassius)

finally. it's over. tom lehrer can live in peace.

the third dumbest thing I've made now Alternative title: All I Want for Christmas is You, Could You Take a Look at Me?

Vetinari in Feet Of Clay is so fucking funny because he's like "I am a calculated, coldblooded tyrant" and then voluntarily microdoses himself with arsenic to spend more time with his crush

every time i type five or more exclamation marks i think of this quote. it's my equivalent to that damn bbc sherlock line about scratch marks around the phone charging port. i can never escape the spectre of terry pratchett judging my punctuation habits

Ah, so when Circe wants to send them to the underworld, she is amazing and helpful, but when I, POSEIDON-

Discworld is so delightful because you get lines like "When banks fail, it is seldom bankers who starve" except it's spoken by a 7 foot tall sentient clay statue named Pump 19 and directed to a man whose name is Moist von Lipwig

thinking about the moment brutus' silky sharp knife penetrated ceasar's tender skin for the first time... the tears in the corners of his eyes glistening in the ravenous sunlight, his plump peachy lips in awe as brutus places a soft, chaste kiss to the corner of his mouth before driving the knife into his body again