My Doctor Says All The Black Mold In My Body Came From A Single Expired Gram Cracker Which I Just Think

i've seen Discworld fans discussing various dream casts and wishes for how they'd adapt it and that's great and all but i feel like we're missing the obvious answer?

there's one way to do a Discworld adaptation and it's

muppets

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

JULIUS CAESAR HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 2069 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

If fish had legs they'd partake in the ides of march I think

what's your name? (rhetorical) (because i will forget immediately)

Vetinari in Feet Of Clay is so fucking funny because he's like "I am a calculated, coldblooded tyrant" and then voluntarily microdoses himself with arsenic to spend more time with his crush

People who insist on changing the pronouns in songs while they’re singing along are so weak. “But I’m not gay!” Okay?? And I’m not a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett’s Privateers, but for the length of this song I can be.

oh so it’s okay for you to kiss your friends?? but when i, judas iscariot,

some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break

how funny would it be if socrates never said any of that and plato was just lying