Dylan’s Cousin Got Married And So Tanner, Dylan And Tristan Went To The Wedding And Then Had A Party

If only he'd realised his meal had been laced with a mild sedative to prevent him putting up too much of a fight when some local men came to drag him from his hotel, chain him up in their private "milk den", and endlessly pump all the thick fresh cream from his balls into jars...

Love it when Tanner needs throwbacks photos of him and Dylan to fill out his story.

Not as good as the pump from milky milk time

Tanner just spent $350k on a car he’s convinced himself for years is his dream. I think there’s a chance that after all these years he’s mentally strong enough to handle achieving this goal, but the Tanner I’ve long known would definitely be headed for a spiral into depression because now that he has it what is there left to live for. I consider it a blessing that no vehicle impresses me and find the concept of a dream car ridiculous. I think it was a mistake but I also think maybe he has the perspective to get some enjoyment out of it and then sell it and move on, so I’m trying to reserve judgment. If he hasn’t already figured out a car won’t make him happy, he’s about to find out. He might already know but then why buy it. He’s done a lot of dumb things but none this expensive.

Tanner’s annual winter tradition is to flip in the snow, historically in underwear, but this year he went with the clickbait swim trunks.

‘Hey, hey, let go!’ yelled Tanner, as two guys who’d been hanging around the trampoline park grabbed him mid-jump and carried him to a van outside to be hogtied, gagged, and driven off to a quiet little dairy farm to be milked of all his thick, delicious “Kansas Kreme”…

nothing will ever amaze me the way fanfiction authors do. like, you wrote silly little stories about my favorite little guys? and i can read them?? for free??? that’s fucking wild.

you poured your heart and soul and very being into your writing and then put it out there for anyone to read? insane.

you spend a truly incredible amount of time writing novel-length, high quality stories, again, FOR FREE, that anyone can read, again, FOR FREE??

shoutout to every single fic author in existence, you guys are fucking incredible and i love all of you so much

Tanner posted some old pictures of him and Dylan from some awkward time in their teens when he had no idea what to do with his hair. Dylan seems to have gone through that period unscathed.

To get some good pics of their new bull being pumped for his nut, the wranglers added some rope to tie his hands behind his back. 'Not bad,' said one of the men as the boy grunted through his gag, struggling furiously. 'Okay... now let's get those shorts off and milk his loads.'

Before the start of the diving competition in Utah he was judging, Tanner toured the facility and showed the view from several platforms. It’s always a good view when it includes Tanner’s feet. He also tried a few dives from various heights before the competing divers started.