Girlfriend: you ordered that for her
Me: you said give her whatever she wanted.
Gf: WTF were you thinking
Me: thank God we don't have to have the sex talk with her she seems pretty woke for her age good job super mom
-weight
-appearance
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-weird hobbies
-friends (or lack of)
-body
-personality
-family
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It seems it was always number three it's like number three you didn't want my relationship to continue but I never realized I didn't have to do all the chasing so I decided to wait and see if someone wanted to reach out to me especially in a relationship that mattered I've been waiting sinc⁷ you íiíuu it'se 2007 and while I hope shes out here I want to be wanted instead I keep getting stepped on lied to and tell me how you feel deply
(I saw this as a slideshow on naturalhairlovez’s Instagram and just had to share)
1. Worry less about if they like you, and more about if you like them;
2. Rejection is not as personal as it feels. Whether or not you connect with someone is more about compatibility than inherent worth;
3. Stop choosing people who aren’t choosing you. If it’s not mutual why pursue it?
4. Be honest with yourself. Would you be friends with this person if you weren’t physically attracted to them?
5. Notice patterns and believe them.
6. You don’t need to be perfect to be loved. Perfection isn’t relateable;
7. Your love life is one area of your life, don’t forget about friends and hobbies that make up the rest of it.
Wtf im trippin cause I just said this the her. My BFFFF lol she crawled up in my head with her happy birthday wish she don't know but that's the first one I've had in almost 7 years so we're bff's fir life
Working up the courage to go sniff her butt
And hold her down playfully
Yellow: You are such a sunshiney person and my dash is always brightened whenever you post
Maroon: I wish you followed me
Teal: You make me happy ♥
Auburn: I love you
Burnt Sienna: I love you but it’s a different color
Navy: We should talk more
Magenta: You are my favorite tumblr user
Fuchsia: Come catch these hands…with your own. I wanna hold your hand.
Dodie Yellow: You are literally my favorite person ever.
Cerulean: I would come to your house at 3 in the morning if you were sad bc you deserve to be loved and to be happy
Baby Pink: u so attractive??? how u do dat??
Barbie Pink: You are the best at everything i don’t get how
Crimson: I wanna cuddle with you
Emerald: You are my inspiration.
Gold: I can’t believe you exist. You’re such a blessing to this earth
Silver: I can’t believe we’re mutuals
Aquamarine: You are goals
White: Your icon is goals
Black: Marry Me
Beige: Idk what to say except W O W
What about when your black?? I use this ……..
If you’re Up Down Strange charm(ing) Top or Bottom Hmu n give me that Hadron. If you dont get it im just saying im always there for you just all sciencey like🤓🔭🔬🧪🧬I’m a single cis M 39yrs. 6’0” I am stupid goofy I like rock out to good music and play several instruments oh yea i want someone to make babies with me little brillant babies contents that is #nickolismemems I made thou
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