Either Way Milks Gonna Come Outta My Nose Right

Ha ha seriously tho.

When You need to relocate where no one knows you and do it even better this time lmk ill go with you

no its not summer but it looks like breakfast is ready!

Is it summer yet?!

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Masterlist of Comic Knowledge Posts

(To be expanded upon as new posts are made, but for now, here’s a place you can find any big questions I’ve answered or comic info I’ve dug up)

DC Timeline Powerpoint

The Significance of Jason’s Bat Symbol

Damian’s First Canon Interactions With Each Batfam Member

The Brady Bunch

What Instruments Do the Batkids Play?

How Tim Lost His Spleen

When and Why Tim Changed His Color Scheme to Red and Black

Batkids + Major Injuries

The History of Damian’s Skin Tone in Comics

Is Dick White?

Crash Course on Bart Allens’ Death

The Batkids + Swearing

Duke Thomas’ Personality and How to Write It

My Cringey Old Tim Drake + Depression Masterpost

“I Don’t Hit My Kids” Yeah Okay Old Man

If You Were Wondering Whether Dick and Tim Like Pineapple On Pizza, the Answer is Yes

Remember the Time N52 Bart Was a Psychopath

Batkids’ Last Words

Every Single Time the Batkids Refer to Each Other As Siblings

Damian and Selina’s Current Relationship

Tim is a Health Nut

I name my pets after the anime charter they are most like so no other pet has their name and it works

idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete

Oh if you only know the kind of pancakes I make *** secret recipe *** are so good they are always followed up with more sex

if you are crushing on me like this don't expect me to notice cause im a guy and I won't notice until its way to late so tell me we could be fuckin already lol

Thinking about living in the house next to yours, and watching you every day through our windows. My bedroom is so close to yours, but with the netting over my window I can see you when you can’t easily see me. You never seem to think to close your curtains, and I’m happy about that. Maybe you want to be watched. Or maybe you just don’t think the sweet girl next door could be so perverted.

I watch you walking around in your underwear, and getting changed. Soon you often start lying on your bed naked, and masturbating. Sometimes I join in. Eventually you start leaving the bathroom window open too, and I can see you rubbing yourself down in the shower. That’s always a good start to my day.

You let me know where your spare key is, because I’m your trusted neighbour. I’ve used it to sneak inside once or twice while you were out, just to see if I could. Eventually I won’t be able to resist anymore, and I’ll surprise you in-person during your time lying naked on your bed. But until then, I’ll just watch and imagine it.