Attention all celestial beings, deities, demons, and other ethereal entities inhabiting mortal meat suits:
We know it’s a bit of a drag dealing with these squishy, high-maintenance vessels. Eating? Sleeping? Showering? Yes, it’s all very mortal and inconvenient. But hey, this is your ride, and no one likes a broken-down car. Show some respect to your vessel—it’s literally carrying you around the mortal plane.
Here’s your “Vessel Maintenance Checklist”:
Fuel it properly! Eat some actual food—yes pizza rolls count but throw in a vegetable or two occasionally.
Hydrate. Your body right now is mostly made up of water. You need to replenish your reserves once in a while.
Sleep! At least 6-9 hours. Powering through is not a long-term solution, my friend.
Showering and grooming. A clean vessel is a happy vessel. Your mortal friends will thank you.
Stretch and move. A little walk won’t kill you!
Remember: Treat your vessel with kindness, or it can start feeling bad. You’ve been warned.
Hec yehh >:]
Made an alterhuman/nonhuman bingo card!
Please give credit if you use! (Also just @ me in general if you use it at all! I'm curious to see the results of other people/creatures! :) )
This will also be posted on Pinterest and if given permission on both the therian and alterhuman amino :)
(Post is now updated! I did a typo on the last square. It should've been "headmates" not "headmasters" feel free to re-do it! )
Tinyyy lil vent
I can't fucking stand those who say " why don't you talk to them. It's not that hard "
Go fuck yourself. Lucky you, you know how to socialize and strike up a fucking conversation, and bam make a new friend right then and there.
I can't fucking do that. My mind races, and before you say "well they to calm down–
Mf what do you think I try to do??? Fuck you.
God every time they say "it's not that hard" or "You gotta get out of that" bitch easier said than done. You're extroverted. And you have the audacity to say "oh yeah I'm a Bit SocIaly Anxiousx" shut the fuck up. You'd understand what I'm going through if you did. You stupid fuck
And not only that, bit the constant " what if I'm weird. What if they think I'm a creep what if what if what the fuck if"
Shut the fuck ip
I wish my presence made electronics glitch out and start displaying images or playing audio that preyed on your worst fears and regrets . but alas
[this post is about being otherkin/fictionkin (specifically alternatekin for me) please do not derail! ^^]
Okay. I THINK this may be me
I wish I looked like Jon momston
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𝐌𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧
Me who barely passed chem with a 40-50 average..
im getting crazy crazy crazy I don't don't don't wanna learn chemistry but if I won't I will not fucking pass I will not fucking pass so I must skip sleep and learn at night night learn at night
Merry Beltane ^^ Go outside, and stretch your wings and legs, creatures. Go dance in the sun and eat something nice; summer is almost here, say hello to it.
To me it’s important as a nonhuman to honor the seasons and cycles of the world, and even if you’re not a pagan practitioner, have fun.
[text: if there is a free system here, what then is a prison?]