Me: I Need A Library Card, But I Just Moved So I Don’t Have An ID With My Address Or Any Mail With

Me: I need a library card, but I just moved so I don’t have an ID with my address or any mail with it.

Librarian: -slides me a blank library postcard- Write your address on this like it would be mailed to you.

Me: Sure?

Librarian: -takes it back- Great! Now we have mail with your address on it!

Me: …does it really work that way?

Librarian: the rules don’t say it DOESN’T work that way. Here’s your new library card!

More Posts from The-whimsical-wizard and Others

4 weeks ago

The biggest misconception in public schools is that literary analysis is about proving you can be right or wrong about a book you read

Literary analysis isn’t about the book

It’s not even about being right

It’s about performing an investigation and presenting your case to the jury

It doesn’t matter if your defendant killed that guy or not. If you can convince the jury he didn’t, you’ve won

And the incredible life skill of spinning bulletproof bullshit out your ass with a handful of facts and a prayer is soooooooo much more valuable than anyone’s ever gonna tell you

3 weeks ago

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

1 month ago

My fatal flaw? I can't name genres of music.

How can people hear a bunch of funky tunes and think "Ah yes, this is Indie Folk Rock with Punk influences" like what???

1 month ago

That's the thing about people who haven't been loved much..They think about every kind gesture, a slightest touch of fingers, kind smiles, random acts of love, intimacy in every small thing done. They find that love wherever they can cause it was never given to them freely. They don't ask for love, they search for it everywhere.

1 month ago
Au Where Everything Is The Same Except They Come Back With Astral Plane White Hair
Au Where Everything Is The Same Except They Come Back With Astral Plane White Hair

au where everything is the same except they come back with astral plane white hair

1 month ago

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

1 month ago

I have a friend who has one biological and one adopted son and I found out he likes to tell people “my firstborn is six and my other child is eleven” which is hilarious.

3 weeks ago

Thirty love letters? That’s...wow. Whoever they’re for must’ve lit up something rare in you. Kinda makes me wonder what it’d be like to be written about like that

I didn’t write them because I was full of love. I wrote them because I was starving for it. Because I kept trying to turn pain into poetry and it still tasted like blood in the end.

Each letter is a small funeral, a small place to bury a dream that never got to live. I wrote to hands that never reached back. To eyes that never looked at me like I mattered, to ghosts that haunt the shape of love but never stay long enough to be real.

I wrote them because no one told me how quiet heartbreak could be, how it doesn’t always scream, how sometimes it just sits next to you like a tired friend and watches you rot from the inside out. They were just things I needed to say before they drowned me.

Things like:

I miss you even though there was never a you.

I love you even though no one ever stayed long enough to be loved.

Don’t go even though they already did.

I wrote thirty love letters and someday, someone will find them and pretend they were about them but I’ll know the truth.

They were for the hollowness, for the version of me that begged for someone to stay and learned that no one does.

1 month ago
Find Yourself A Man Who Proposes To You Using A Ring Pop Candy

Find yourself a man who proposes to you using a ring pop candy

  • the-whimsical-wizard
    the-whimsical-wizard reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • meddlesomedragon
    meddlesomedragon reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • trojanaurora
    trojanaurora liked this · 2 months ago
  • s0fter-sin
    s0fter-sin liked this · 2 months ago
  • jaimebluesq
    jaimebluesq liked this · 2 months ago
  • bugconnoisseur
    bugconnoisseur liked this · 2 months ago
  • gravitygals
    gravitygals reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • t3a-bag
    t3a-bag liked this · 2 months ago
  • rollerskatinglizard
    rollerskatinglizard liked this · 2 months ago
  • princess-runs-with-pants-down
    princess-runs-with-pants-down reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • jcbmcdrmtt
    jcbmcdrmtt reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • jcbmcdrmtt
    jcbmcdrmtt liked this · 2 months ago
  • lokisarmyforevr
    lokisarmyforevr reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • lokisarmyforevr
    lokisarmyforevr liked this · 2 months ago
  • apricot-antlers
    apricot-antlers reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • apricot-antlers
    apricot-antlers liked this · 2 months ago
  • aspenonthecoast
    aspenonthecoast reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • lapisllong
    lapisllong reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • dashingdetectivetimelady
    dashingdetectivetimelady reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • sleepydreameroncloud9
    sleepydreameroncloud9 reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • niazix
    niazix liked this · 3 months ago
  • thedarknobleowl
    thedarknobleowl liked this · 3 months ago
  • saturnineghost
    saturnineghost reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • thecoltinourstars
    thecoltinourstars reblogged this · 3 months ago
  • gaugedgauntlet
    gaugedgauntlet liked this · 3 months ago
  • laurelsbooks
    laurelsbooks liked this · 4 months ago
  • shrubseph
    shrubseph liked this · 4 months ago
  • wlwdwtys
    wlwdwtys liked this · 4 months ago
  • icarianlibrary
    icarianlibrary liked this · 4 months ago
  • pjowasmy1stfandom
    pjowasmy1stfandom reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • pineapple-cheese-bread
    pineapple-cheese-bread reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • tricksytrinity
    tricksytrinity reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • tricksytrinity
    tricksytrinity reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • heathenistic-moron
    heathenistic-moron reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • heathenistic-moron
    heathenistic-moron liked this · 4 months ago
  • vince-ebooks
    vince-ebooks reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • vince-ebooks
    vince-ebooks liked this · 4 months ago
  • ruffartist
    ruffartist reblogged this · 5 months ago
  • genderfuckyou
    genderfuckyou reblogged this · 5 months ago
  • genderfuckyou
    genderfuckyou liked this · 5 months ago
  • honeybee-ave
    honeybee-ave reblogged this · 5 months ago
  • sadsadbabygirlrob
    sadsadbabygirlrob reblogged this · 5 months ago
  • sadsadbabygirlrob
    sadsadbabygirlrob liked this · 5 months ago
  • brightstarflower
    brightstarflower liked this · 5 months ago
  • necromancers-incorporated
    necromancers-incorporated reblogged this · 5 months ago
  • necromancers-incorporated
    necromancers-incorporated liked this · 5 months ago
  • crazycrapinc
    crazycrapinc liked this · 5 months ago
  • emthought
    emthought reblogged this · 5 months ago
  • shakespeareanqueer
    shakespeareanqueer reblogged this · 5 months ago
  • anaisha-solstice
    anaisha-solstice liked this · 5 months ago

☆°•°☆ artist, writer, and collector ☆°•°☆

126 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags