I Don't Have Turkey For Christmas Because My Family Is Vegetarian(we're Hindu)

Virgil: *sipping from a mug* So what do you look forward to the most every day?

Roman: Seeing the sunrise—

Virgil: Boo! Your pathetic addiction to Vitamin D has made you weak—

Roman: You’re one to talk, fairest in the land. What about my bones? Without sun they’d snap like twigs

Virgil: Bones are peddled by Big Milk to keep you buying, there’s no such thing

Roman: Oh ho, so what keeps you upright then, huh?

Virgil: Coffee and spite *sips more*

bury me and fade to black

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

yo i just learned that my music teacher is an mcr fan and now my whole life is changed

so my bestie was experimenting with neopronouns and once we were talking to the school counselor about pronouns

and the school counselor was like , "No, Susan, you cannot use supercalifragilisticexpialadocious as a pronoun"

Pumpkin Child!

Inspired by this comic by @iguanamouth: https://fangirltothefullest.tumblr.com/post/620172882310545408/chambergambit-defilerwyrm-unicornempire

I really couldn’t help but imagine the Dark Sides in this same situation and it made me laugh so I was inclined to make a comic about it! Virgil is a Grade A Gremlin. Me drawing pumpkins before Halloween? How weird! Patrons got early access to this.

@atomiktaco I blame you for making me want to make more gremlin Virgil.

duality of a jojamart employee

[Stardew Valley] felt compelled to draw some ponies..

HUGE music blinkie dump.. found some mayhem ones too which i was surprised about!!

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon