I Was Listening To Music And When I Was Reading This The Song “Sober Up” (AJR) Came On

sorry i’m late. had a hard time finding the “congrats on becoming the very thing you sought to destroy” section in the greeting card aisle

Virgil: *sipping from a mug* So what do you look forward to the most every day?

Roman: Seeing the sunrise—

Virgil: Boo! Your pathetic addiction to Vitamin D has made you weak—

Roman: You’re one to talk, fairest in the land. What about my bones? Without sun they’d snap like twigs

Virgil: Bones are peddled by Big Milk to keep you buying, there’s no such thing

Roman: Oh ho, so what keeps you upright then, huh?

Virgil: Coffee and spite *sips more*

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

not a single braincell to be found in this picture // I'll post some spicy stuff soon, please accept this in the meantime

ref (specifically with this caption)

Virgil: Janus, if you could find it in your heart to take Remus watching duty from me tonight so I can go to the MCR concert, it would make my world a little brighter, and be a step up for our friendship-

Patton: That was really sweet Virgil!

Virgil: Thanks- Wait, where did Janus go?

Patton: Oh, he walked away right after you said ‘tonight’-

Virgil: -Excuse me Patton, COME BACK HERE YOU BITCH YOU OWE ME FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS OF REMUS DUTY YOU ASS!!

KID VAMPIRE

I LOVE KID VAMPIRE

Currently blasting Elton John’s “The Bitch is Back” on loop

there are two times i sing "blood" by mcr: when i'm feeling happy and a little quirky, and when i'm so sad but also so angry and it feels like the whole world is out to get me but they just pretend to like me, but i'm also feeling a little quirky

am i really making fanart of a doctor if i don't make an apple joke. it just so happens that that one apple made him sick, and now he's questioning everything

apples and doctors are some kind of folk tale or something in this universe guys. some ppl actually believe it, like how parents tell their kids santa puts them on the nice or naughty list depending on how they act. i think that's funny

or maybe it's just not that serious and i should stop trying to make this work in the canon lmaooo

So how about that new shrek movie huh