Guess Who’s Still Alive And STILL On My Code Vein Bs But This Time I Got It On A Brand New Laptop?

That's gotta be the most metal thing I've heard all day

The Angel of Death

FISTS YOU

And then you Die

Yeah cuz i got five of those following me XD

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

imagine: Snape doing parkour

Smoothly. On students’ heads. He doesn’t have to, he simply enjoys the “WHOOMPH” sound they make when they get a dragonhide boot to the top of the head.

Hi! Long time no see eh? Welllllllll I'm here to show you why I've been gone just because I can and I'm oddly proud of these boys that I made in this specific game.

Seriously, y'all would never guess what I've been playing

Yeah, I picked up Dragon Age Inquisition recently and have since made several characters in an attempt to get used to the character creator and uh

These two are my favorites by far.

Their names Thancred and Levin btw.

Same

Alan ❤

Reblog if you love Alan Rickman's voice

Reblogging to spread this around a bit

Here’s my current character in case anyone’s wondering. His name is Stefan and he’s part of the Dawnguard. He’s also an imperial and he’s more than likely gonna fall for Serana. Also yes, I use mods :3

That was fuckin great, if only i had been listening to something other than The Enigma TNG when i was reading  so that way i could get into the mood a bit better if ya know what i mean.

Hy got bored and wrote some stuff today (slight nsfw)

Eh heh…Uh…So I am an aweful little shit and saw some people asking “how would you seduce me.” I am ace, so my idea of seduction is popcorn and movie night, but I am also a terrible, terrible person and this happened because of that. Not quite safe for work, just a um…warning. ^_- (I do this to my best all the time and she hates and loves me for it, so I hope you guys don’t mind. Also, I rarely if ever write smut anymore, so I’m sorry if it isn’t that great. But I tried? Participation trophy, whoo!) Aaaand tagging @sweetchocobae, @xnoctits (it was a bit too long for an annon ask ^^;; ), @blindbae (< 3 ), @thirdstreetcettin

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