YOU’RE NOT ESCAPING NOW FUCKER

✨🤌

Guess my gender is fabulous Italian *cough cough* Angel Dust *cough cough*

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

Yes please :D

fighting pomegrant and need tips

like srs need advice she's just standing therd meancingly

No. You threatened me.

SPOILERS FOR MURDER DRONES EPISODE 6

AAAAAAAAAA V NOOOOOOOO

CRYING SOBBING ROLLING ON THE GROUND

HE HAS ARIVED

Now no one can stop me from affectionately squeezing the shit out of him

“This was a triumph

I'm making a note here

"Huge success"

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction

Aperture Science

We do what we must because we can

For the good of all of us

Except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

And the science gets done and you make a neat gun

For the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry

I'm being so sincere right now

Even though you broke my heart

And killed me

And tore me to pieces

And threw every piece into a fire

As they burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you

Now, these points of data make a beautiful line

And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time

So I'm GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned

For the people who are still alive

Go ahead and leave me

I think I'd prefer to stay inside

Maybe you'll find someone else

To help you

Maybe Black Mesa?

That was a joke, ha-ha, fat chance

Anyway, this cake is great

It's so delicious and moist

Look at me, still talking when there's science to do

When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you

I've experiments to run, there is research to be done

On the people who are still alive

And believe me, I am still alive

I'm doing science and I'm still alive

I feel fantastic and I'm still alive

While you're dying, I'll be still alive

And when you're dead, I will be still alive

Still alive

Still alive”

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

You’re on your own for this one

Cookie Run two sentence horror story.

You are locked in a room.

Locked in the room with you is Elder Custard and Pomegranate Cookie.

SPOILERS FOR HELLUVA BOSS SEADON TWO EPISODE SIX

AAAAAAAAAA THE BABYS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE

“You see this shit Ragatha?”

Meme potential here.

*Reblogs my hoard of screenshots*

Alright I am bored again. I demand you play with me again

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