💖🎃I May Not Have Time To Congratulate Everyone On Halloween, So I Want To Congratulate Everyone

-Clarice Lispector

kannnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahhhehhhe

my take on the miss piggy/morticia addams sexywoman poll is that while morticia would lose gracefully, miss piggy would 1000% attempt murder over the label and morticia would respect her for it. then theyd go out for tea and gossip together

Is benny small?

If I ever stop thinking about Glisten doing Toodles makeup, no I didn't

This is mostly me playing with the fact that he's a mirror. It must be very distracting to see your own reflection while you're talking to him.

go my sillies

Um, hey... Sorry but I'm going to have to cancel that plan we made for a first date. The fictional character that I'm dating in my head is getting too jealous. Yeah, sorry :/

Hmm! Feeling quite Ena

it’s all dreams but where’s the barbecue at

Sally can be pretty annoying when she’s sick.

pt1

pt2

Soon... pt3