Genuinely:

Jane, done with being the team mom: Everytime you yell at your kids put a dime in your no yelling sock and soon you’ll have a wrapping to beat-

Aragon, mad at Anne: That is not correct, because according to the encyclopedia of qkkdbsjaldjbxb!

Anne: Hey guys, good alternative to recycling. When you’re done with a glass bottle, eat it. Fucking eat the bottle.

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

“People say I can’t do what I want without college. I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger.”

-Catherine Parr, in her room as everyone else thinks she’s working.

Hey all! Just a PSA that the school year has started back up so I’m not going to be posting daily anymore. I’ll try my best to post a few times a week🙃

I don't-

I just heard someone on the news refer to the LGBTQ+ as the LBGT community and I don't know how to feel.

I yeeted another person into the fandom

I’m hanging out with my cousin and I played the six soundtrack with her and her reaction is: it sounds great. One word she used to describe it(without hesitation) was: hot. Her favorite queen: Aragon because she had a monkey or ‘the German one’. Her favorite song was: Haus of Holbein. Overall, a success.

Kitty, drunk: I smell like beef. I smell like beef. I smell like beeef!

Jane Seymour: *to Cleeves and Boleyn* what do you got there?

Cleeves and Boleyn: *running through the house cackling* A KNIFE!!

Jane Seymour: *chasing after* NO!!