Redid This Stupid Half Assed Sketch I Posted A Few Months Ago

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

Aziraphale: Then… Then you tell me that you want to do this. You look me in the eye and tell me.

Crowley [convincingly]: I want to. I long to destroy the blameless children of blameless Job, just as I destroyed his blameless goats.

Aziraphale [believing Crowley]: Then God forgive you.

[As they are both walking away in different direction a bleating sound is heard. Aziraphale turnes and sees only crows... which proceed to bleat. Crowley watches Aziraphale. Aziraphale and Crowley glance at each other. Aziraphale makes a miracle and the crows turn to goats revealing that Crowley didn't destroy the goats but changed them into crows instead.]

Aziraphale [putting his hands on his hips, cheerily]: Well.

Another little Alastor (shitty) collection :]

Duuuuude holy shit i was so confused at first what my dog is doing on tumbr xD

tumblr gave me a free blaze post so yall are gonna see my dog cause i love him so much

and because it's a blazed post

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"