The-show-of-a-freak - Freakshow

i wanna talk about this shot

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

Aziraphale: Then… Then you tell me that you want to do this. You look me in the eye and tell me.

Crowley [convincingly]: I want to. I long to destroy the blameless children of blameless Job, just as I destroyed his blameless goats.

Aziraphale [believing Crowley]: Then God forgive you.

[As they are both walking away in different direction a bleating sound is heard. Aziraphale turnes and sees only crows... which proceed to bleat. Crowley watches Aziraphale. Aziraphale and Crowley glance at each other. Aziraphale makes a miracle and the crows turn to goats revealing that Crowley didn't destroy the goats but changed them into crows instead.]

Aziraphale [putting his hands on his hips, cheerily]: Well.

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

This is why it’s so important for parents to support their trans kids.