oh don't forget to say your prayers before dinner !
*takes both of your hands and closes my eyes*
jurgen leitner stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner goddamn fool book collecting dust eating rat old bastard shithead idiot avatar of the whore, biggest clown in the circus laughed out of town cowboy motherfucking jurgen leitner. stop pinning me when I talk about jurgen leitner I hate him so. much why does he have so many fucked up books. amen
Fun fact: There is an ancient Greek goddess of friendship. Her name is Philotes.
Double fun fact: She's a daughter of Nyx. Her siblings include Thanatos (god of death), Nemesis (goddess of retribution/revenge), Momus (god of mockery), Apate (goddess of deceit), and Oizys (goddess of depression and misery).
no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him
no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him
an animal ate all of my boyfriend’s decorative cabbages and he’s reacting really okay and proportionally
This won't come back to haunt me
reblog and see what your followers say
Interesting..
post eye-pocalypse memes
i did not have “born in the wrong body” childhood transgender angst i had “blissfully unaware of the concept of gender until the world lucifer’d me and made me bite that fucking awareness apple and then suddenly everything was Wrong” angst
you’ve heard of existential dread and existential horror, now get ready for existential peace, which is that feeling when you stare up at the nightsky and think, “huh. i exist. that’s pretty neat.”