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Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

I got, of all things and my extremely spiral-esc personality, "Hello Jon...... "

day Too Many of quarantine so i finally gave into my urge to make a uquiz. come on in and find out which ritual you are!

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The Magnus Archives - CAT EDITION

This could never happen due to them both being flagrant bisexuals but just lean into the comedy of this for me real quick and dont accuse me of biphobia am literally bi but like jon and georgie break up cos georgie is like oh shit. im a girl. and whats more shes a lesbian and she hems and haws on it for a bit like should i tell him because as far as she knows jon is a het girl but her relationship w jon is on the rocks anyways so its just like. the excuse they need to actually bite the bullet n break up. so she goes to him and tells him and shes like trying not to cry cos she likes jon and doesnt wanna break his heart or anything but jons just like. oh god. i was just about to tell you im a gay man. and they break up. unfortunately this would not work w the rest of tma because this would create a fucking unbreakable bond and she and jon would be bffs

redrawing the magnus archives characters as memes is becoming my new form of self care— i can’t be stopped

hey beauty standards for boys are seriously fucked and i’m here to say all boys are fuckin cute! doesn’t matter how conventionally attractive you are or aren’t, you’re still! fucking! cute!

chubby? got a round tummy? cute! people are gonna love kissing it!

short? attractive as heck! you don’t have to be taller than your partner(s), that’s some dumb bullshit right there!

skinny? effeminate? still cute, nobody’s gotta adhere to hypermasculine beauty standards!

trans? got big hips? don’t bind? got a soft face? guess what, YOU’RE STILL CUTE. bodies aren’t gendered and you can totally be attractive as a boy no matter what you look like!

autistic? not good at making the “right” facial expressions? bad at knowing how to dress or when to shower? still cute! you don’t have to adhere to society’s ableist bullshit! people will love you for who you are!

use a mobility aid? use a wheelchair? that’s right, you’re still cute. your mobility aids are a part of your appearance and they don’t make you any less attractive!

~add on more positivity for boys who don’t fit western mainstream beauty standards in the reblogs!~

~anyone can reblog and add on (including straight girls)!~

I know I’m being an insufferable worldbuilding nerd here, but my basic metric for evaluating media with very inhuman protagonists is “how easily can one offer a complete and coherent account of this media’s plot without ever mentioning the fact that the protagonist is, for example, a talking car?”. The harder it is, the higher it scores.

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