More Than Anything Has My Soul In Its Clutch

If we are talking and a piece of dust floats in front of my face, you'd best BELIEVE that dust has my FULL attention

I'm normal I'm normal I'm normal I'm normal I'm normal I'm normal I'm normal I'm

Me flirting: "hey" *fumbles disastrously*

Excuse me?

i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel

Contributing to the FNAF community the only one I know how🫡

I was walking back home from a little treat trip earlier today and a beetle in the middle of the sidewalk tried squaring up to me and ykw I feel you, rage filled blood lusting bug, what a superb little guy

headcanon where mike starts working at sparky's after freddy's goes out of commission and matpat ness just likes to infodump abt the fazbear franchise to him

pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly

I was beneath the bustling streets above

Large and lumbering amidst the subway rats

They had flaws

And I was one of them

And they turned away

They changed from what they once were

To what they are now

And they abandoned me

I did not change.

And they could not watch

So they looked away.

- inspired by that one subway rat poem (ifykyk)