I Love It When People Use "shrimp" To Mean "beyond The Human Range". Like "shrimp Colors" But Applied

, bugs :(

Me, eating happily:

My brain: "FAT YOU'RE GETTING FAT YOU'RE GETTING FATTER WITH EVERY BITE"

Me, still eating, but sad:

Not waking up after taking the entire container of melatonin is a risk I must take

nevermore characters as things I've overheard in my school

montresor: "pocket full o' beans"

pluto: *opens door* "oh there's people" *walks back out*

will: "are we best friends or best friends that kiss??" (ikyk)

ada: "oh I thought grey eyes were fake. that's weird."

prospero: "HAVE A CRITICAL THOUGHT"

berenice: "I have blood on my fingers :D"

eulalie: "IT'S STORYTIME!" *pulls out a children's book*

morella: "NO JAIL NO HOSPITAL IF YOU CAN HELP IT"

duke: "more dry ice boooooombs~"

lenore: "bandage me faster. I'M NOT DYING."

annabel: "oh my god I don't have a heart. I knew there was something wrong with me :)"

Stop taking the u out of words you burger-loving american fucks

I NEED to use these

HEY TURN THIS INTO PEOPLE FROM NEVERMORE (please)

So is there going to be a shit ton of cheese in heaven or it is not worth it and I should sin harder

Who doesn't want to look cunty, looking good feels good ykwim

Fun fact: ace people can wear clothing which can be interpreted as sexual despite being ace.

like

Just because someone has skin showing doesn’t mean they want to have sex. Thinking like that is…kinda just really weird

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

The length of time I spent laughing at this

Please tell me y’all get what I’m referring to cause I fucking lost or

(Not hate to the op)