There’s Something So Compelling About Stories Where A Character’s Virtues Intensify Into Flaws That

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I am extremely normal about him

accidentally elbowed my tgirl roommate straight in the gut while moving some boxes and i’m pretty sure she moaned.

I just got polls, so naturally I have to make one. Iiiiiit's trolley problem time!

5 of your close friends are tied to a track, you can stop the train, and the person tying people to tracks, but you have to kill both them and the conductor. The conductor is just doing their job, and unknowing aid.

these new tumblr features are getting out of hand…..

monthly ritual of wrestling with my chuunibyou girlfriend to try to get her to switch her gross month old eyepatch to a clean one the same way you try to pry a dog’s mouth open when they’re trying to swallow plastic

What they don't want you to know about gay sex is that you don't even have to stick anything in a hole. You can have gay sex just grinding on each other's thighs while you give your partner hickies.

This applies to t4t, too.