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Ben: So I panicked for nothing?! Roger didn’t want me to play the live solo?

Rami, chuckling: I swear he specifically asked for it!

Roger [walks in]: No, I didn’t want you to perform live. Nice work though, Ben.

Ben: Thanks, dad.

Gwilym:

Joe:

Ben: Why is everyone staring at me?

Joe: You just called Roger “dad"

Ben: What? No, I didn’t. I said, "thanks, man”.

Roger: Do you see me as a father figure, Ben?

Ben, annoyed: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Brian: Hey, show your father some respect!

Ben, frustrated: I didn’t. call him. dad!

Roger: No, no, no, no, Ben. I take it as a compliment.

Rami: Oh, dude…[laughing]

Ben: And You! You’ve been lying to me all day!

Rami: All right, all right, I was lying about the solo. But the dad thing, that happened.

Ben: Aha! He admitted that it was a prank. It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan to get Rami to confess.

Roger: I believe you.

Ben: Thank you.

Roger: Son.

Roger: Do you want to talk about it later over a beer?

Ben:

Ben: I’d like that.

John: I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world’s greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the alphabet.

Interviewer: …

John: Wait, what was the question?

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