POV Me Telling A VERY Simplified Version Of A Norse Myth

good job

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such

Wow ten posts

Yaaay…. i guess 

Harry: *fails to exonerate Draco during the trial after war and think what else to make up*

Harry: well, my last point…

Harry: we are secret lovers, he is my husband, we have a house by the sea in France, and we also have five secret children and a pet peacock

Draco:

Wizengamot:

The whole of magic Britain: 

Ron: that’s true, I am the secret godfather of these secret definitely existing children

Hermione: sustained, I personally married them

Harry: and Mrs Weasley gave Draco a family sweater too 

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You know what that’s pretty accurate

💯🙏💛🟨👍

RIGHT?!?!

Just finished “Running on Air” by eleventy7. My life is forever changed

“Anywhere?”

“Anywhere.”

IM GONNA BE SICK

You ARE valid

Like/reblog if you think that you don't need to medically transition to be transgender

Update they’re still using calling me an attack helicopter

A couple of weeks ago I told my friends that I use any pronouns

Today this happened

M-“no you do you do support gay people ender” points at friend one “you support him” points at friend two “you support her” points at me “and you support attack”

Everyone-“huh”

M- looking at me like “ well you told me I could use any pronouns for you so I’m going to use attack/helicopter”

This is why love my friends

i fucking hate race season

for context I live in the greater Indianapolis area you know where the Indy 500 takes place

literally NONE of the tourists know how how to drive so now any time my family has to go fucking Aldi there’s a huge ass line

my school made us write letters for the tourists and i wanted to write

Give us your money then leave