I DARE YOU TO ANONYMOUSLY GIVE ME A NICKNAME

This was basically Peridot in "It could have been great" right? @peridotsofficialtwitteraccount

I think my self-destruction jokes (or whatever they're called) are starting to get out of hand. Today when we voted for superlatives, I voted myself and crippling loneliness for cutest couple.

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There's a bird in my fudge-ing shower.

People who live on Caribbean islands and in Florida please prepare for a possible hurricane that can cause MAJOR destruction!! Hurricane Irma has been growing at fast rates and it doesn’t hurt to be safe than sorry. Stock up on food, water, portable chargers, and other helpful resources that can get you through this.

Here is a 2017 hurricane disaster guide that contains vital information on how to survive a hurricane. It’s too early to tell how far it’ll go beyond Florida but meteorologists are predicting it can hit the Carolinas. The storm isn’t expected to hit the U.S until Friday, so that gives Florida residents a lot of time to stock up and get prepared. 

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

if you live here in the states, spread this like wildfire. look up what the number is for your state’s attorney general.

you can only reblog this today

I break my leg on a regular basis. Welp

Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?

I’m fucked

Why is no one talking about how bismuth was very clearly trying to shatter lapis?