Jasper's Face Killed Me

Jasper's face killed me

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the-fish-guy

7 years ago

GUISE

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EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

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the-fish-guy

4 years ago

I wanna make a dnd character who's soul goal in life is to piss off Asmodeus by creating a small demiplane directly below the Nine Hells called the Tenth Hell. This plane will be empty aside from a pool table, a beanbag chair, and sign in bad handwriting that just says "Asmodeus sux butt" And because his infernal contract states that he is only ruler of the NINE Hells, technically this character would be in control of the lowest level of the Hells Either one of two things will happen as a result of this. 1: Asmodeus will ignore it and assume that this one small demiplane is not worth his time. But being the power hungry, lawful evil deity that he is will live his immortal life knowing in the back of his mind that there is one part of hell that is metaphorically "above" his own, that he holds no rule over. And this will slowly eat him up over the course of millennia or 2: He or his lackeys are sent to either take over or destroy the demiplane and the character, but Asmodeus has to acknowledge the fact that he spent time, effort, and thought into doing so. And he, the god of Hell, must acknowledge that even he had momentarily sunk down to the pettiness of mortals. And my character dies happy knowing this Either way my character wins

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the-fish-guy

7 years ago

Thank you, I thought I was going crazy there for a second.

I had a dream last night that they re-held the presidential race, but it was an actual Mario kart race, and whoever came in first was president. It had the actual candidates like Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders, but it also had a bunch of strange characters like Rick Sanchez, Dora the Explorer, a random stick figure, Anikin Skywalker, and Meowth. In the end the yellow peanut M&M guy won. Someone help me explain this I’m freaking out.

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the-fish-guy

3 years ago

Thinking back on it, my favorite thing about when Cuphead first came out was how every letsplayer’s video titles were basically just: Cuphead Ep 1: This game is beautiful! I have awaited this for eons and now it is upon us at last! My skin is clear, my crops are flourishing, all is right in the world. The sense of nostalgia has brought me the sense of joy and wonder which I have not felt for so long. Cuphead Ep.2: I am in great pain. I have not known true suffering until this day. My only desire is to see this game, its creators, and eventually myself crumble to ash and dust. There is no light. There is no happiness. There is only failure after failure after failure. Nothing will make me happy. Not even victory will make me happy. All shall be hollow and devoid of joy. And so I proclaim from the depths of my very soul, fuck this game.

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the-fish-guy

7 years ago