Just Because Your Inner Child Is Dead, Doesn’t Mean You Should Try To Kill The Child In Other People.

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I recently joined a campaign as a Dwarf fighter, the existing characters are a tiefling warlock, a human ranger, and a drow monk. My characters introduction was basically an all out brawl with the tiefling, which led to me getting my ass kicked and us all being taken to jail, then later released. The tiefling and I now have some mutual respect and she offered to buy me a drink.The following conversation happens

Monk, to ranger: we need to talk, privately Ranger: *in elvish* what? Monk:*in elvish* we gotta kill like everyone in the city Ranger: *in common* NO WHAT THE HELL Tiefling and I: ….??? *more bickering in elvish* Ranger: *in infernal, to the monk* FUCK YOU Tiefling: *in infernal*excuse me?! Did you forget I speak infernal?? What is going on?? *more bickering, which my character can’t understand* Me: *in dwarvish* I WOULD LIKE TO GO DRINK ALCOHOL everyone: *stops bickering* …..what? Me: yeah I know a language too! Now shut up and let’s go!

I think my self-destruction jokes (or whatever they're called) are starting to get out of hand. Today when we voted for superlatives, I voted myself and crippling loneliness for cutest couple.

🚨This is a Red Alert for net neutrality 🚨

Last December, the FCC voted to to kill net neutrality. If we do not take action, this will kill the free and open internet as we know it. The internet needs you—all of you—to make sure your voices are heard NOW.

We need all hands on deck for this one. It may be our last chance. If you’re feeling under-informed and overwhelmed about why net neutrality is so incredibly important, we have this handy guide just for you.

Here’s what you can do to save the internet:

In mid-May, the Senate will vote on a resolution to overrule the FCC using the Congressional Review Act (CRA). We only need one more vote in the Senate to win. Write or call your Senators or Representatives. You can also text BATTLE to 384-387 to get more information on how to write to your reps. You can do this, Tumblr.

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When you finally get a switch and splatoon 2 but your college's wifi can't handle online playing

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

The rumors were true after all! I caught her in the act but I was too late. All my Pepsi... gone...

McGucket and Gideon?

Almost time to say goodbye to Lil Gideon