The Signs As Weird Stuff I've Said

The signs as weird stuff I've said

Aries: When life gets difficult, sometimes you just need to be difficult with life!

Taurus: I'm sorry I ate all the pizza.

Gemini: (in the voice of Joe from Family Guy) Peter PEter pEEETer pEEEEEEEEEEEEEter

Cancer: Meh.

Leo: I have to have the butt in the relationship.

Libra: I would never get between you two, I ship you guys too much!

Scorpio: If you guys do not shut up I swear to God I will hurl both of you into the fudging sun.

Sagittarius: *incoherent pterodactyl screeching*

Capricorn: *after doing any kind of physical work or labor* My being hurts!

Aquarius: I've jus never looked at someone and thought, "I wanna be inside that!"

Pisces: I will aLWAYS CRY DURING THE ORIGINAL POKEMON MOVIE!!!

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