Aries: When life gets difficult, sometimes you just need to be difficult with life!
Taurus: I'm sorry I ate all the pizza.
Gemini: (in the voice of Joe from Family Guy) Peter PEter pEEETer pEEEEEEEEEEEEEter
Cancer: Meh.
Leo: I have to have the butt in the relationship.
Libra: I would never get between you two, I ship you guys too much!
Scorpio: If you guys do not shut up I swear to God I will hurl both of you into the fudging sun.
Sagittarius: *incoherent pterodactyl screeching*
Capricorn: *after doing any kind of physical work or labor* My being hurts!
Aquarius: I've jus never looked at someone and thought, "I wanna be inside that!"
Pisces: I will aLWAYS CRY DURING THE ORIGINAL POKEMON MOVIE!!!
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
I feel like someone in another dimension said the same thing about the uncle grandpa episode
I’m scarred. I feel as tho this was animated in another dimension as an official episode
alright I’m not sure how this works but here we go. so my friend saw this post:
and didn’t think much of it until she got a text saying the very thing the post was warning about.
SHE’S 14 GOD DAMN YEARS OLD. PLEASE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SIGNAL BOOST THIS! THAT LINK COULD POTENTIALLY BE DANGEROUS. PLEASE SHARE THIS AND PLEASE, PLEASE BE SAFE & CAREFUL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
UNLIKE TOPAZ
@the-whipple-effect
THE NET NEUTRALITY VOTE IS IN A FEW MORE DAYS
CALL YOUR SENATORS
WE ONLY HAVE A FEW DAYS LEFT TO MAKE A CHANGE
PLEASE CALL YOUR SENATORS
ALL WE NEED IS ONE MORE VOTE
YES, YOU HEARD ME
WE NEED ONE MORE VOTE IN ORDER FOR US TO KEEP NET NEUTRALITY
KEEP CALLING AND SPREAD THE WORD
You: yaint
Me, an intellectual: yaren't
a family tree
If you can’t afford an iPhone x, we have something better
Look just be nice to each other or I swear I will turn this Tumblr around right now and go home! Understand?!?
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