I'm Sorry But I Have To Share This It's So Cute

Rise of the Beasts was a good movie

WHY NOT? WHY WON'T YOU SHIP AARMAU?

BECAUSE AARMAU KILLED MY GRANDMA OK?

Now leave me alone...

What? How did Aarmau kill your grandma? What was her otp?

*I* was the one shipping Aarmau...

*Explaining why Aarmau is the best ship*

BRANCH LOOK OUT!! AARON GROOMED APHMAU IN ONE UNIVERSE AND HE WAS THE ONLY OPTION IN THE OTHER UNIVERSE BECAUSE THE OTHER LOVE INTERESTS WERE PAIRED OFF, MISSING, OR EVIL!!

*learns that Aarmau was forced in every universe because Aaron's voice actor was Jess' husband*

SHIPMA!!!

*can't enjoy Mystreet or Minecraft Diaries anymore*

YOU ABSOLUTELY GET IT

When people ask me what’s sexy to me I’m like “ughhh, you know that scene where Imperius stands up while his wings are straightening with a gentle motion? Yeah that’s like super sexy.”

I’M BEGGING ANYONE WHO HAS A COPY OF HOT MOTOR OIL VOLUME 1 OR 2 TO PLEASE SHARE EVERY PIECE OF ART INVOLVING PROWL WITH ME PLEASE I’M BEGGING YOU

"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

sentinel would be like the worst bot to have a one night stand with i think. he would just shoot hit shit and go, he really is like a politician with grindr on his phone to me

Antlered paladin COME HOME P L E A S E

Reblog to get the creature to come to you. Like to give them a little gift of some sort.

Freedom for the calcium children

Tell me why I'm not even close to underweight and my bones hurt from sitting. Wtf.

#the next Wednesday 19 will be in March 2025