The-discombobulator-inator - Uhhhhhhh

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

A new calling beckons to me, I fear I must answer

Now that everyone is older and there's already an aphmau rennaissance on TikTok... WHERE ARE ALL THE BITCHES WRITING THE ARTSIEST AND ALSO MOST DEPRAVED OF FANFICTION.

I need you and I will start myself if I must !

Flummoxed D:

@withoutalice

Bought the greatest thing ever at the flea market yesterday:

A normal looking toy truck, perhaps?

Wrong. Transformer Commander Cody

Also the description on the back of the box is killing me, I must’ve missed this episode of the Clone Wars…

I think we as a society moved on a bit too fast over Dr. Ratio’s thigh reverb

How I feel in the middle of a long winter night

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

abandonment issues? fuck yeah i’m abandoning these issues. bye