— March 4th, 1834 

Broke: vampires are vulnerable to the trappings of Christianity only, particularly Catholicism, no matter how dubiously applied. (See: Van Helsing's Communion wafer grouting).

Woke: vampires are vulnerable to sincere faith of all kinds, and atheist vampire-hunters need to believe very strongly in the Power of Friendship or their love of Star Trek to get by.

Bespoke: vampires are vulnerable to the faith that they followed when they were alive, and hunters tracking down an ancient vampire are obliged to learn about Neo-Babylonian theology or Middle Palaeolithic bear cults.

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The stones of Örelid, an Iron Age burial ground with standing stones in a field of rye, Sweden, 1930

I think growing up a lesbian gave me a fear of being seen as a predatory person or as perverted. It has made me want to be clearly desired, chased even, before expressing any affection. Being a teenage lesbian was really beautiful and important in some ways and really scary and damaging in others.

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Trying to channel aziraphale

Hi, I find Aziraphale is the perfect epitome for a person like me. Could you give some tips for us, the fans of the blog, to be able to look more like Aziraphale. Manners, ethics and etc.?

Hiya! :) For me the one of the essential 'Aziraphalness' I really like is how he - despite being an anxious mess when dealing with hiss bosses and co-workers - is enjoying all the little enjoyments in life like food, books, music, theatre... And more, he even shouldn't enjoy them because he's an angel but he does, he loves cakes and sushi, he visits Albert Hall and musicals, he collects books and regency silver snuffboxes and he takes such joy in doing that! His face that light's up during Hamlet or remembering the crepes ❤. Furthermore, Aziraphale is and optimist, he belives in good in people (though healthily, his years on Earth taught him to be also sceptic and sarcastic) especially in Crowley, a demon that no other his coworker would. Aziraphale even if he is anxious and worried he soldiers on, he does deal with his coworkers and when needed stands up to them. He is polite. When he finds something he really likes he sticks with it - like his coat or his same haircut no matter what other people thinks, he is comfortable with himself :).

Those are my impressions of Aziraphale :), I think a lot of us would benefit to be more like Aziraphale in a way that we would enjoy more the small things in life or be more comfortable with ourselves :). Of course, this is just my impression :). You can find different qualities within him that speak more to you ❤.

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West Virginia Republicans want to ban transgender people from public spaces, call them ‘obscene’

One bill would define trans people as “obscene matter” and make them keep their distance from schools, while another would force mental heal

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