Fury Of Magnus In A Nutshell

Fury Of Magnus In A Nutshell

Fury of Magnus in a nutshell

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2 years ago

Someone in the panel asked Dana how did she managed to put so much Bi stuff and man...

Someone In The Panel Asked Dana How Did She Managed To Put So Much Bi Stuff And Man...

This is the gayest fuck you to disney I've ever seen 💖💜💙

Someone In The Panel Asked Dana How Did She Managed To Put So Much Bi Stuff And Man...
1 year ago

I have to get better at writing.

1 month ago

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

7 months ago

If you were a sci-fi writer, how would you solve the Fermi paradox? That being the discrepancy between evidence for alien life, versus the likelihood of their existence? (basically. If alien so likely, why we not see?) The Dead Space series has an amazing cosmic horror solution, but i'm curious what you're brain could come up with!

There's a lot of possibilities, some more interesting than others.

The speed of light and the distance between inhabited stars makes it prohibitively slow to detect, make contact with, or reach any star with alien life. It doesn't matter if we're not alone, our corner of Space Reachable Within A Human Lifetime is so comparatively small that we may as well be. We're all blindly wandering through an infinite desert, calling into the void. Space exploration is a long game, and on that timescale, even whole civilizations blink out very quickly. If we manage to catch a signal and follow it, we might find nothing on the other end but ruins - or an asteroid field where a planet's orbit used to be.

The universe is too young for us to find anyone else out there. We're the first. How will we shape the galaxy to make life better for those who come after us?

The life that formed on Earth is terrifyingly invasive. The atmosphere and ocean is choked with monocellular life, and its surface is coated with a mass of multicellular organisms finding new ways to devour one another. Even extinction events don't keep down the biomass for long. If life on other planets looks anything like us, the problem isn't going to be detecting it. It'll have gotten everywhere. The problem is going to be not immediately getting colonized and eaten alive by it. And if life on other planets DOESN'T look like us, our whole planet is probably a class 1 biohazard and contamination risk. Multicellular earth organisms contain microcosmic ecosystems that proliferate explosively when they die. If anything inside them can find ANYTHING to eat, it's over.

Life evolves frequently, but always in oceans. It is extremely rare for any alien life to leave that ocean and adapt to life on land. Without this step, the jump to space exploration - even space contemplation - becomes infinitely more unlikely.

Monocellular life is seeded on planets from an outside source and allowed to self-cultivate and grow until the biomass reaches a certain volume. Then the farmers return to harvest it.

There is not a single other species on our entire planet that humans can actually reliably communicate with. It takes tremendous amounts of training to make an animal capable of recognizing even a handful of words, and very few of them can use them. Humans can't even communicate with other humans with 100% clarity, even if they're using the same language. When we find alien life, if we even recognize it as anything resembling life as we know it, we have absolutely no way of communicating.

Space colonialism has been disallowed by the space geneva conventions due to massive past tragedies, parasitic exploitation of worlds and senseless loss of life. Human expeditionary efforts are being watched warily through targeting sights.

We've known about radio communication for less than 200 years. We haven't yet figured out the medium through which all advanced civilizations communicate.

Alien life exists in abundance, but the vast majority of it is extremely tiny. We wouldn't spot an anthill on a satellite photo, and none of their ships are large enough to survive passage through our atmosphere.

Earth's oxygen atmosphere is an anomaly, and our first and most enduring extinction event. The explosive proloferation of cyanobacteria and their oxygen photosynthesis irreparably altered the planet's prebiotic atmosphere and wiped out everything that couldn't handle the sudden massive increase in a highly reactive and flammable gas. Earth is considered highly toxic and unstable, though recently detected increases in methane and CO2 might signal that nature is finally beginning to heal.

7 months ago

Top reasons for there to be a kneeling knight emoji

- Defending women online

- Offering women support when they are in distress

- Commenting on a woman's selfie

- Offering to kill people bothering your online friend

- Sexual reasons

3 months ago
Different Warhammer Doodles, Art And Sketches 😗✏️
Different Warhammer Doodles, Art And Sketches 😗✏️
Different Warhammer Doodles, Art And Sketches 😗✏️
Different Warhammer Doodles, Art And Sketches 😗✏️
Different Warhammer Doodles, Art And Sketches 😗✏️
Different Warhammer Doodles, Art And Sketches 😗✏️

Different Warhammer doodles, art and sketches 😗✏️

6 months ago
Captain General Kitten And Magnus My Beloveds

captain general kitten and magnus my beloveds

6 months ago

画完了!是黑军团,为了卡杨那一格醋包了四盘饺子 ​​​

画完了!是黑军团,为了卡杨那一格醋包了四盘饺子 ​​​
画完了!是黑军团,为了卡杨那一格醋包了四盘饺子 ​​​
画完了!是黑军团,为了卡杨那一格醋包了四盘饺子 ​​​
画完了!是黑军团,为了卡杨那一格醋包了四盘饺子 ​​​
11 months ago
digital drawing of erin ruunaser from the webcomic aurora drawn as a playing card, the jack of spades
digital drawing of erin ruunaser possessed by the void dragon from the webcomic aurora drawn as a playing card, the king of spades

wanted to try a thing......... erin / voidy is from @comicaurora

3 months ago
So During A PlayOn Tabletop Live Stream, Someone Asked If Nids Had Toe Beans. This Lead To The Cursed
So During A PlayOn Tabletop Live Stream, Someone Asked If Nids Had Toe Beans. This Lead To The Cursed
So During A PlayOn Tabletop Live Stream, Someone Asked If Nids Had Toe Beans. This Lead To The Cursed

So during a PlayOn Tabletop live stream, someone asked if nids had toe beans. This lead to the cursed creation of Beans the Hormacat. And who else to own him, by everyone's favorite necron.

There will be more hijinks coming.

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