… Somebody’s Getting Slapped

… somebody’s getting slapped

I'm gonna do some Uno reversing theorizing here y'all. I think Pyotr was gonna win this match. I also think he's won 98% of these Uno matches. @meo-htp made an in-depth post detailing the vamp's hideout.

Picture courtesy of Meo-htp:

One of the details was how their table has huge dents in it and a big bite out of it. Shitbeard has gnarly marks on his arm, so I think he's the one who made the dents in the table.

And I think Kevin was the one who took a chunk out of the table. He's the only one who has the most pronounced canines out of the four of them.

I originally thought it would be Ape Boy, but his teeth aren't..big enough for a bite like that. He couldve caused it due to his excessive hunger, but the others mentioned him "over feeding" so he shouldn't even be hungry enough to bite the table.

I believe Shitbeard and Kevin got into an intense Uno match and now it was Ape Boy and Pyotr's turn.

Ape is clearly looking at Pyotr waiting for him to make his turn, thinking he's 100% gonna win. He's only got one card left in his hand while Pyotr has three.

Unfortunately for Ape Boy, this is a 2 way game. Meaning all Pyotr has to do is use his skip turn card, use the change colour card to red, then put down his red card. Winning him the Uno game.

It just makes me think about how much stuff Pyotr could plan out and his ability to think ahead when he's calm.

Someone in the panel asked Dana how did she managed to put so much Bi stuff and man...

This is the gayest fuck you to disney I've ever seen 💖💜💙

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the-crabmaster

3 months ago

Today's Detail Diatribe was, as always, awesome and I loved it. More rambling about Castlevania and it's themes is always welcome. Now onto the important questions, can we get the Golden Trio on the dash? Their dancing antics were a constant delight.

can do

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the-crabmaster

7 months ago

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the-crabmaster

9 months ago

This Is It. The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Drawn.

this is it. the dumbest thing I've ever drawn.

bonus (technically a spoiler for an unintroduced character)

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the-crabmaster

10 months ago

this poem is about being nonbinary.

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the-crabmaster

2 years ago

digital drawing of erin ruunaser possessed by the void dragon from the webcomic aurora, holding a mug with the text "don't talk to me until i've devoured the sun"

just woke up

voidy is from @comicaurora

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the-crabmaster

2 years ago

this is so so important to me and mine, and I'm asking you to Do Something so I'll respect your time and keep it brief

in the UK, if 100k sign a a government petition it will be brought to Parliament and debated. y'all know this country is suffering from some 80s-style bigotry right now, and this is one symptom: almost 200k fuckholes have come together to force the government to discuss whether it is 'appropriate' to tell children that queer people exist. this is a big symbolic victory for them. and i am burning with fury.

please, if you're from the UK, sign this counter-petition so they can at least see how much of a minority they are. simply put, the attempt to put these bastards in their place isn't gathering enough steam. there are barely 2000 more signatures now than there were this morning (27th January 2023), and that isn't enough. i refuse to let these people feel even a moment of victory or satisfaction. please help.

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