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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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5 years ago
My Mind Is Telling Me To Stop, But Apparently My Body Didn’t Get The Message About How Much Of A Feminist
My Mind Is Telling Me To Stop, But Apparently My Body Didn’t Get The Message About How Much Of A Feminist
My Mind Is Telling Me To Stop, But Apparently My Body Didn’t Get The Message About How Much Of A Feminist
My Mind Is Telling Me To Stop, But Apparently My Body Didn’t Get The Message About How Much Of A Feminist

My mind is telling me to stop, but apparently my body didn’t get the message about how much of a feminist I am.

4 weeks ago

I promise I shall never give up, and that I’ll die yelling and laughing.

Jack Kerouac

5 years ago
Se Solo Fossi Più Magra.

Se solo fossi più magra.

Se solo dimagrissi un po’.

Se fossi magra, saresti bellissima.

Se solo perdessi qualche chilo.

Perché non vai in palestra?

Non è un po’ troppo quel piatto di pasta?

Sei sicura che puoi mangiarlo?

Con i chili in meno, ti starebbe benissimo.

A te non lo do, fa ingrassare.

Peserai più di me e vuoi un piatto come il mio?

Peccato, hai un bel viso ma…se fossi magra.

5 years ago
The Very First Time I Saw You Harry, I Recognized You Immediately. Not By Your Scar, By Your Eyes. They’re
The Very First Time I Saw You Harry, I Recognized You Immediately. Not By Your Scar, By Your Eyes. They’re
The Very First Time I Saw You Harry, I Recognized You Immediately. Not By Your Scar, By Your Eyes. They’re
The Very First Time I Saw You Harry, I Recognized You Immediately. Not By Your Scar, By Your Eyes. They’re
The Very First Time I Saw You Harry, I Recognized You Immediately. Not By Your Scar, By Your Eyes. They’re
The Very First Time I Saw You Harry, I Recognized You Immediately. Not By Your Scar, By Your Eyes. They’re
The Very First Time I Saw You Harry, I Recognized You Immediately. Not By Your Scar, By Your Eyes. They’re

The very first time I saw you Harry, I recognized you immediately. Not by your scar, by your eyes. They’re your mother; Lily’s. Yes, I knew her. You mother was there for me at a time when no one else was. Not only was she a singularly gifted witch, she was also an uncommonly kind woman. She had a way of seeing the beauty in others, even, and perhaps most especially, when that person couldn’t see it in themselves. Your father, James, however, had a certain, shall we say, talent for trouble. A talent, rumor has it, he passed onto you. You’re more like them then you know, Harry. In time you’ll come to see just how much.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) dir. Alfonso Cuarón

1 year ago
I'm Just So Tired Of Watching Myself And Every Single Other Woman Tie Herself Into Knots So That People
I'm Just So Tired Of Watching Myself And Every Single Other Woman Tie Herself Into Knots So That People
I'm Just So Tired Of Watching Myself And Every Single Other Woman Tie Herself Into Knots So That People
I'm Just So Tired Of Watching Myself And Every Single Other Woman Tie Herself Into Knots So That People
I'm Just So Tired Of Watching Myself And Every Single Other Woman Tie Herself Into Knots So That People
I'm Just So Tired Of Watching Myself And Every Single Other Woman Tie Herself Into Knots So That People
I'm Just So Tired Of Watching Myself And Every Single Other Woman Tie Herself Into Knots So That People
I'm Just So Tired Of Watching Myself And Every Single Other Woman Tie Herself Into Knots So That People
I'm Just So Tired Of Watching Myself And Every Single Other Woman Tie Herself Into Knots So That People
I'm Just So Tired Of Watching Myself And Every Single Other Woman Tie Herself Into Knots So That People
I'm Just So Tired Of Watching Myself And Every Single Other Woman Tie Herself Into Knots So That People
I'm Just So Tired Of Watching Myself And Every Single Other Woman Tie Herself Into Knots So That People
I'm Just So Tired Of Watching Myself And Every Single Other Woman Tie Herself Into Knots So That People
I'm Just So Tired Of Watching Myself And Every Single Other Woman Tie Herself Into Knots So That People
I'm Just So Tired Of Watching Myself And Every Single Other Woman Tie Herself Into Knots So That People

I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don't even know.

AMERICA FERRERA as GLORIA in BARBIE (2023) → for @pragmatic-optimist

3 years ago
Però Lei Sa La Verità Non è Per Tutti Andare Avanti Con Il Cuore Che è Diviso In Due Metà È Freddo
Però Lei Sa La Verità Non è Per Tutti Andare Avanti Con Il Cuore Che è Diviso In Due Metà È Freddo
Però Lei Sa La Verità Non è Per Tutti Andare Avanti Con Il Cuore Che è Diviso In Due Metà È Freddo
Però Lei Sa La Verità Non è Per Tutti Andare Avanti Con Il Cuore Che è Diviso In Due Metà È Freddo
Però Lei Sa La Verità Non è Per Tutti Andare Avanti Con Il Cuore Che è Diviso In Due Metà È Freddo
Però Lei Sa La Verità Non è Per Tutti Andare Avanti Con Il Cuore Che è Diviso In Due Metà È Freddo
Però Lei Sa La Verità Non è Per Tutti Andare Avanti Con Il Cuore Che è Diviso In Due Metà È Freddo
Però Lei Sa La Verità Non è Per Tutti Andare Avanti Con Il Cuore Che è Diviso In Due Metà È Freddo

Però lei sa la verità Non è per tutti andare avanti Con il cuore che è diviso in due metà È freddo già È una bambina però sente Come un peso e prima o poi si spezzerà La gente dirà: “Non vale niente” Non riesce neanche a uscire da una misera porta Ma un giorno, una volta lei ci riuscirà

4 years ago

I have so much love and respect for women who are honest about their own loneliness but also find the good in it like when audrey hepburn said “I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel” and when charlotte bronte said “I care for myself. The more solitary, the more friendless, the more unsustained I am, the more I will respect myself” and when jenny slate said “I think I’ve come to terms with the fact that there will always be a ribbon of loneliness running through who I am. But that’s why I want to do comedy, and why I want to connect with people. You can use that ribbon to be a part of a finer tapestry, or you can choke yourself out with it! Your choice!” and when mary oliver said “whoever you are, no matter how lonely, the world offers itself to your imagination, calls to you like the wild geese, harsh & exciting - over & over announcing your place in the family of things”

5 years ago
Rolling Stone Photo Shoot. The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Rolling Stone Photo Shoot. The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Rolling Stone Photo Shoot. The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Rolling Stone Photo Shoot. The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Rolling Stone Photo Shoot. The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Rolling Stone Photo Shoot. The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Rolling Stone Photo Shoot. The gift that keeps on giving

5 years ago

Benigni ha appena detto di voler fare un'orgia all'ariston con Beppe Vessicchio? in diretta a Sanremo? what a time to be alive

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the-beast-is-me - I'm a mess, I'm a loser, I'm a hater, I'm a user
I'm a mess, I'm a loser, I'm a hater, I'm a user

And...You’re fucking with the wrong bitch

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