The Untamed As Text Posts (89/?) The Original Villain Squad Edition

at least my hair is fluffy

SHAPE HELL

Yup.

Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

Heart of gold that's made of steel!

felt like drawing something stupid and a little bit glamorous with this favourite awful woman of mine

"He would not fucking say that" but it's "He would not handle someone having a breakdown in front of him like that."

maybe this year i will watch two movies

look at me I was super tired and irritated for several days and wanted to write the saltiest thing ever but I didn't because I try to be a good person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 tell me I'm cool and great.