"Dear Germans, Stop Making Palestinians Pay For Your Parents Crimes"

You probably didn't mean to but you made me feel like shit

The fact that no one has made Zelda and Gorgug’s playlist is FUCKING UNACCEPTABLE.

Why must I do everything myself...

Welcome back to its really hot and I’m going to murder someone

Not to be emo on main, but I am so deeply tired of feeling like everytime I open my mouth the words don't come out right and everyone misunderstands what I'm saying because I can't use the words that mean what I'm ACTUALLY trying to say

If I could just stop talking in the middle of convos and script things before I had to say them I would in a fucking heart beat

Or like... *Insert a funny joke* or whatever...

"roommate's cat" is the ideal pet. This creature is not my responsibility in any way and I spend zero dollars of my income keeping her alive and she lives in my house and is obsessed with sitting on my lap. Perfect arrangement

I can’t believe my most famous post is a shit post MEME about Brennan Lee Mulligan that I made during midnight brain fog...

Y’all want my fuckin memes? TAKE MY FUCKIN MEMES...

You can take the apartheid out of South Africa but you can never take it out of a white South African