Kaeya: I Think It’s Pretty Common Knowledge That I’m A Better Person Than You

Traveler: you ever get so tired you start seeing hilicurls

Bennett: me after i eat 17 weird colored berries and start seeing the hat man

Traveler: THE WHO??

Bennett: oh this is not a safe space suddenly

Belphegor: how do i put myself in a coma without killing myself or giving myself permanent brain damage? My life sucks and i want to die but i think i might want to wake up later, plus i have a twin brother who i don’t want to scar

Belphegor: update: lol i don’t want to die, i just want to go to sleep for like a month

Belphegor: update 2: to all you idiots incapable of literacy, i didn’t ask how to improve my current circumstances, i asked how to induce a coma

literally everyone: we don’t talk about bruno!

the warm family, who has never been able to keep a secret: guess what this rat man did

Itto: bro she’s online

Itto: what do i do??

Heizou: send nudes

Itto: u first

Heizou: ?

Heizou: send it to HER

Itto: oh my bad

Bennett: <3

Razor: how did you type that

Bennett: oh it’s < + 3

Razor: nevermind i got it

Razor: Ɛ>

Bennett: what the fuck

Venti: so apparently it’s still a dui even if you’re the birthday boy

Percy: Are you the little spoon or the big spoon?

Nico: I’m a knife.

Will: He’s the little spoon.

Chongyun: when i was younger Xingqiu told me that the paper strip that’s in chocolate kisses were edible, and i ate them with the chocolate for like a year

Hu Tao: they are!!

Chongyun: wait for real?

Hu Tao: why would you believe this again 😔😔😔

DEACON AND NICK SHOULDVE BEEN ROMANCEABLE I KNOW ITS BEEN YEARS BUT IM STILL UPSET

Venti: dam girl, r u a construction worker cauz ur building

Xiao: ...building?

Venti: 👍

Xiao: what the fuck does that mean

Venti: mind your own business