This actually hurts π
I absolutely love this
do either of them have beef with anyone else in the industry either secretly or very publicly lol
oh you want drama. buckle up.
COLLIDE POPSTAR!READER X ROCKSTAR!ELLIE BEEFS LMAO
you and ellie? youβre literally drama magnets. two beautiful, very deranged celestial bodies orbiting the same flaming sun of pettiness. you can try to be normal. you try to play nice. but itβs in your blood.
ellieβs public beefs:
β.α first of all. donald trump. legendary. iconic. HISTORIC beef. back when the fireflies were first exploding, trump randomly decided to tweet, βi donβt get this βellie williamsβ noise. very sad!β and ellie, from her green room mid-tour, tweeted:
βdamn. didnβt know hell had wifi. eat my mf strap.β
32.3 million likes. someone screen-printed it onto a shirt. the white house blocked her account. she framed the notification and hung it in her LA apartment above some grammys.
β.α then thereβs machine gun kelly. he tried to flirt with her once at a fashion week afterparty, and she looked him dead in the eye and said, βi'd rather fuck a broken amp.β he blocked her immediately. sheβs still proud. she brings it up unprompted at least once a month.
β.α she also has serious beef with shawn mendes. no one knows why. literally no one. she just refuses to be in the same room as him. if you ask her why, sheβll shrug and say: "his aura is suspicious." dina thinks itβs hilarious. jesse once laughed so hard ellie threatened to kick him out of the band.
β.α with spotify....? they removed her from one curated playlist. she mailed them a written letter that said, simply: "eat shit." they framed it and hung it in the New York office. she's now technically "banned" from the headquarters but still uses her premium account like a menace.
β.α adam levine. he once said that "bands are dead" in an interview and she just responded with a photo of the Fireflies headlining Lollapalooza in front of 80k. captioned it "damn. missed the funeral."
β.α kanye west. listen. she never said anything directly. but once during a show in chicago, she did a rock cover of Gold Digger and changed the lyrics to: "i ainβt messinβ with no nazi bitch." and then never mentioned it again.
β.α sometimes she will just randomly unfollow and refollow people to cause chaos. in 2023 she unfollowed like half of the Grammy performers and then posted "just had to cleanse my aura real quick" on her story. so mf uncalled for.
your (readerβs) beefs:
you? oh, you are so scary when you want to be. the queen of passive aggressive beef.
β.α you once had a fake-nice beef with a former disney star turned influencer who kept posting those βsome of us donβt need features to chart π§ββοΈβ captions. you responded by dropping a deluxe edition of your album featuring three collabs and an orchestral version and a remix and charted every single one. captioned your post: βthankful for my friends π.βpeople caught on immediately. there were think pieces.
β.α you once got asked to collab with a rapper known for being homophobic (da baby) and you very publicly turned it down by posting an instagram story that said: "iβd rather eat thumbtacks. respectfully."
β.α katy perry said something vaguely homophobic on a podcast once, and when asked about it in an interview, you smiled so sweetly and said, βi thought she was opening a shoe store? i support small businesses tho.β the interviewer had to excuse themselves to laugh.
β.α you hate perez hilton. itβs no secret. once he tried to bait you into drama by tweeting βpop princess y/n getting a little too wild lately?β and you quote-tweeted him with: "who let you out of the nursing home."
β.α your most lowkey beef is with Zach Bryan, who said βi donβt think pop stars are real musicians.β you have never once acknowledged it publicly. but at your next show you covered βJoleneβ and changed the lyrics to make it about stealing his girlfriend. people understood.
β.α you once got passive-aggressively shaded by an "edgy" alt-pop girl for your tour costumes being "too theatrical," so at your next show, you entered the stage in a 40-pound diamond-studded corset on a chariot. you didnβt break character once. the videos are still trending on stan twitter.
β.α GQ photoshopped your waist in a cover shoot without telling you. so you, being the legend you are, posted the raw, unedited pics on instagram with the caption: "i like my waist the way it fucking is. thanks." simple. lethal. a cultural reset.
ellie, naturally, saw it and went absolutely feral in the comments. no emojis. no punctuation. just pure threat: "touch her again and iβm burning your mf offices down"
and privately? you both absolutely despise a HANDFUL of people. yall even keep a list. itβs literally like a famous people burn book. youβre planning to leak it someday just for the drama.
but yeah. despite the occasional beef, the truth is: you two are untouchable. you're the biggest thing in music right now. everyone either wants to collab with you or be you. labels want you. fans worship you. and when you do get hated on, it's so clearly jealousy that you don't even have to respond. you just post a blurry selfie kissing ellie backstage and it gets 20M likes overnight.
Tangled AU came back again ig
what the hell is wrong with her shes insane.
like the moaning?? HELLO?????
Good games, also my teammates were so good omg.
Finally on Mastery level 12 with my lovely main Jinx.
Love this woman in both Arcane and League!
This 3 will always have my heart in a chokehold
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Y/N thrives on order, precision, and control, her life a carefully constructed mosaic of perfection.
Jinx, on the other hand, is chaos in human formβwhirlwind, explosion, mess, noise, unpredictable, like a spark that ignites everything in its path, no warning, no pause, just bam, there it is.
They were once friends, but something shattered that bond.
Deep-rooted grudges fester, and the mere mention of each otherβs name stings. Both crave reconciliation, but neither can bring themselves to admit it.
After all, there's a fine line between hate and love
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