There Are So Many Weird Things That Make No Sense To Me In The Goblet Of Fire Movie. Dumbledore Literally

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Queer Eye: Phantom of the Opera

I can’t think of anyone who could use the Fab Five more than the Phantom. 

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Everyone’s always saying “Matt Dillon was so handsome when he was young”… Well, he is still more handsome than 99.9% of the boys I know, so please enjoy this Matt Dillon appreciation post..

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Soda's son headcanons?

-the mother bailed right after the birth-they were both really young about 18/19 -she was probably a fling or a one-night stand gone wrong -she was just really freaked and left the baby there-Soda lost his shit-first he was mad then confused then scared-then he accepted it- “I’m a single father wow”-he got so much support from Darry and the guys-he names him something like Teddy or Ted for short-his middle name is Steve-Teddy Steve Curtis -don’t fight me on that-Soda calls him kiddo all the time-he has Soda’s blue eyes and dark hair -he actually always brings him to DX from the time he was a toddler-girls actually come there just to see him - “he’s so cute omg”- “yeah I know he is he’s my kid”-Soda teaches him a lot about cars of course -ponyboy reads to him and helps him with homework-Darry is actually the only one who disciplines him - “don’t run in the house”- “my daddy lets me–”- “your dad isn’t here right now is he?”- “oh shit”-he calls Steve “Uncle Smeve”-he hates Dallas-so fucking much-no one knows why-he just doesn’t - “teddy you’re gonna stay with uncle dally for a second”- “oh hell nah”-he loves Johnny though - “I wanna see uncle Johnny”- “he’s not here right now”- “when’s he getting back”- “I don’t know”- “ask him”- “no thanks”- “I wanna see uncle Johnny”- “go to your room”-he has so much fun with two bit-two always tells him dirty jokes he doesn’t understand but he still laughs -he literally idolizes his dad-follows him everywhere -he actually used to throw tantrums whenever he left - “I want my dad!”- “he’ll be back”- “now”- “he’s not here”- “N O W”- “damn bitch”-he’s an actual sweetheart-he makes Soda Father’s Day cards when it’s not even Father’s Day -he tries to cook chocolate cake with Uncle Smeve-they burned the stove -he actually becomes an avid reader because of Pony -once he asked about his mom when he was really young- “tommy from school says I’m weird because I don’t have a mom”- “well you tell tommy to mind his own business”- “why don’t I have a mom”- “she didn’t want to be a mom”-he actually never asked about her again -his dad always plays him “blackbird” by the Beatles -it helps him sleep when he has bad dreams

🌟old movies renamed🌟

rear window: the boy who cried murder

an american in paris: i guess we should add some singing to all of these dance numbers

the philadelphia story: i want you back, i want you back🎵

how to steal a million: gullibility and sarcasm fall in love and steal a dinky statue

cabaret: drag and scandalous dances in WWII

the sound of music: where a kid can be a kid (and fucking sing like a normal child)

bringing up baby: can we keep him? please?

seven brides for seven brothers: abduction cause its romantic

singing in the rain: good morning🍊🎵there are 16 oranges in every tropicana pure premiu-

it's a wonderful life: a cute old man fixes jimmy stewart's many problems

the shop around the corner: we're better staying pen pals than actually dating

breakfast at tiffany's: she's lowkey a psycho but it's all about love and cats anyway

roman holiday: tomboy princess takes a day off and then has to face reality again

star!: gertie get your shit together

my fair lady: men are snobs and the english have a social system based on speech

sabrina: you got hurt and couldn't go on dates with me so i dated your brother instead

thoroughly modern millie: everyone is extra and there are white people who play asian people and horrible sex trafficking but it's okay because carol channing

west side story: why the fuck do you love him after he literally murdered your brother oh well he died so who cares anyway

harvey: polite and innocent man is a bit loopy so everyone tries to lock him up

gone with the wind: you don't love me?!?! but you gotta, i guess i'll marry all of the south to make you jealous

casablanca: paris and kids being looked at

the african queen: oh we almost died but we didn't so let's kiss and build a torpedo from scratch

on golden pond: where everyone won best actor/actress and 74 year old katharine hepburn did her own fucking stunts

annie get your gun: frank butler is a fucking selfish wienie

lawrence of arabia: nice, noble man goes crazy over the course of 4 hours

the wizard of oz: everything magical and good in the world is a hoax, kids

cinderella: cinderelly, cinderelly, we're woodland creatures providing comical pastime

snow white: practice makes perfect, disney, because this movie was on drugs

sleeping beauty: let's take a story about rape and make it for kids but then add unrealistic body types

gold finger: look it's the german villain from chitty chitty bang bang in a bond movie

chitty chitty bang bang: this movie was also on drugs but it's still great

funny face: audrey and fred in france

🌟i love all these movies so much so don't get your panties in a wad it's a joke:

♡ Remembering John Lennon ♡

| 1940- ∞ |

Famous photoshoot of John with his New-York City t-shirt, in 1974.

[Image description - Images of the trans, bi, asexual, aromantic, genderqueer, queer, intersex, lesbian, pan and rainbow pride flags with the text: MY IDENTITY ISN’T HARMFUL. End description.]

*drug dealer voice* u want some more?

Happy Birthday to one of my favourite most talented actresses and stars Ingrid Bergman! (29th August 1915 - 29th August 1982)

“The best way to keep young is to keep going in whatever it is that keeps you going. With me that's work, and a lot of it. And when a job is finished, relax and have fun.”