Whoever Wrote My Management Textbook, You Are Now My Least Favorite Author

My lipstick IS cherry flavored, if you want a taste.

"Hatorade" is such a good word tbh

WHY THE FUCK does shitty eyeliner look just as good as a brush pen?!?!?!

A. What's the in shed?

B. Goddammit all Flynn writes is angery women who go down south

Reblog if you hate distance and want to cuddle and love your fellow transfems (I'm one of them pleasepleasepleasepleasdpleaseplewsdple-)

Is this gonna be Nick seeing their marriage now and Amy re-telling it from the past? This seems interesting

dyke cock. dyke tummy. dyke arms. pivotal

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform