the duality between six shooter and lil stanley still makes me lose it
even stan's drawings of himself being badass are adorable which contrasts with ford's dramatic as hell ones
this took so long bro what
i love them they’re horrible
the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"
Once again, Ron DeSantis' hateful, transphobic agenda rears its ugly head
Includes a link to a petition to have teacher Melissa Calhoun reinstated
Stanley is an absolute asshole and that's one of my favorite parts about him. Like yeah we can talk about his hidden heart of gold and whatnot, how he subtly shows his care for the kids and for his brother, but, like. He's still an asshole.
He has beef with multiple children! (Gideon and Pacifica, at the very least). And he has a reason--- defending his family--- but it's still beef with children! He regularly scams travelers out large amounts of money! He doesn't pay his employees! He insults people to their face! Even if he's doing it out of projection love, he still gives Dipper the short end of the stick, like, all the time. He opens a potentially world-ending portal just to get back his brother--- that's an asshole thing to do!
And this isn't a critique of Stan at all. But his churlish asshole nature is a beautiful part of him that makes him a really fun character. Being a good character doesn't = being a nice character. I'd even argue him becoming nicer isn't--- shouldn't be--- a requirement for his character development post canon. This is a guy who's yelling at other boaters over the radio. This is a guy who undoes your boat's drain plug 'cause you insulted his brother. Stan's a rude, penny-pinching curmudgeon that his family insists is nice deep down because he is--- to them. He don't give a shit about anyone else!
Let Stan be mean, dammit. He deserves it.
Ok time for a real question
Does 035's host's vision effect the mask? Like if his host has myopia does 035 also see like shit on the distance? If yes then I'm very sorry for him from my experience if you try to wear glasses w a mask on slightest tilt of a head and they're on the ground.
Does it effect the colour too? Colour blindness was document only in 1794 do you think before that 035 ever possessed a new host and was like "holly fuck why is everything so yellow"
Or in sedition tapes he snapped his neck just by will, no hands or anything, would be he do the same thing but somehow charge the structure of the eyeballs so they work correctly? (Imagine if instead of neck snap he would shoot out eyeballs at Watch lol)
OR maybe he has some sort of invisible eyeballs of his own and he's able to see even without a host. Idk Ig we'll never know
heathers + assorted posts
as with my final destination ones of these, i feel like you can easily tell based on this what character i am most deeply unwell about 😭 bonus points if you can guess! 🖤
I love you everyone who was raped by a woman.
I love you everyone who was sexually assaulted by a woman.
I love you everyone who was molested by a woman.
I love you everyone who was sexually exploited by a woman.
I love you everyone who was groomed by a woman.
I love you everyone who was sexually assaulted or raped by a mother, sister, aunt, or grandmother.
Your trauma is real.
It was rape.
It was sexual assault.
Whether penetration was involved or not.
Whether oral sex was involved or not.
Whether there was physical contact or not.
Whether you showed physical signs of arousal or not.
Whether it was one time or many.
Whether you were a child, teen, or adult.
Whether you’re a boy, girl, intersex, trans, gnc, ect.
Whether you were intoxicated or sober.
I love you everyone who was sexually violated by a woman and is now sex repulsed.
I love you everyone who was sexually violated by a woman and is now hypersexual.
I love you everyone who was sexually violated by a woman and is now traumatized.
I love you everyone who was sexually violated by a woman and is now suffering.
I love you everyone who was sexually violated by a woman and was disregarded because your abuser was a woman.
I love you everyone who was sexually violated by a woman and she was never punished because she was a woman.
I love you everyone who was sexually violated by a woman and you weren’t believed because she was a woman.
I love you everyone who was sexually violated by a woman and was laughed off when you opened up about it, saying you “should have enjoyed it.”
I love you everyone who was sexually violated by a woman and is now sex repulsed.
I love you everyone who was sexually violated by a woman and was ignored.